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*Beams onto the guys Enterprise*

 

::goes up to T'son and grabs him::

 

OK WHAT WAS THAT FOR! AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH DAMAGE YOU CAUSED

 

(:dude:)

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Let's see.......

Computer, Program 11, create four carmen electras with very very very big personalities.

 

:dude:

:dude:

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A warp core breach would never happen on this ship since we had the warp core taken out to make room for the foosball table. :dude:

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:dude: I was talking about the Girls Enterprise

 

I accidentily beamed abourd the first time

 

Lets not have this happen again on the other ship

 

*Snaps back to the Girls Enterprise*

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:dude:  I was talking about the Girls Enterprise

 

I accidentily beamed abourd the first time

 

Lets not have this happen again on the other ship

 

*Snaps back to the Girls Enterprise*

Hey come back, you'll get used to the smell eventually. It helps if you hang an air-freshener around your neck, I like vanilla-roma myself. :dude:

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Ok, computer, shields up on a transphasic modulating nutation frequency. Prepare scans of the area and the next ten sectors.

Phasers and torpedoes to max.

 

Secure the warp core and lock out the computer to only crew voice commands.

 

Oh and tactical, prepare antiproton bursts along the shields with an anti-tachyon pulse. That should strengthen the shields 10 fold.

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*Snaps back in*

 

Hmmmmm You guys need a clean up!

 

 

Want me to do some laundry since i am here?

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Ok, computer, shields up on a transphasic modulating nutation frequency. Prepare scans of the area and the next ten sectors.

Phasers and torpedoes to max.

 

Secure the warp core and lock out the computer to only crew voice commands.

 

Oh and tactical, prepare antiproton bursts along the shields with an anti-tachyon pulse. That should strengthen the shields 10 fold.

Warp core? You mean the foosball table, why did you secure the foosball table? I was one more plastic ball away from the champeenship. :dude:

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No, I did the laundry, dishes, and cooking. Cleaning is easy. Computer transport all in the mess hall to the foosball table. Computer, depressurization cycle number 2247 alpha.

 

cycle complete....

 

Ok, we're done.

 

we don't need you. :dude:

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::puts her hands on her hips::

 

Well you missed a spot and

 

YOU NEED TO KEEP OUT OK?!

 

::snaps back to her Enterprise::

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*beams to the guy's ship*

Ok...you guys listen up. NEVER do ANYTHING to upseat a lady (esp. this one)

 

And since you *looks at T'son* disrespected us....you're gonna get whacked...

 

*picks up a metal folding chair and chases after T'Son*

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:bow: *Beams over to the guys ship. Rubs her hands together and gets to work on their communations. Successfully blocks out any and all transmittions dealing with sports of any sorts and the playboy channels. Installs the *Stella Mudd* unit that yells when the guys sit too long drinking beer and making fart noises.* WARNING----- Fail safe tied directly to the warp core and any even minor tampering will cause a core breach and blow the guys ship apart! Honestly guys I wouldn't touch this one!!! *Beams back to the girls ship. :laugh: * Edited by BlueCrystal

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:bow: *Beams over to the guys ship.  Rubs her hands together and gets to work on their communations.  Successfully blocks out any and all transmittions dealing with sports of any sorts and the playboy channels.  Installs the *Stella Mudd* unit that yells when the guys sit too long drinking beer and making fart noises.* WARNING----- Fail safe tied directly to the warp core and any even minor tampering will cause a core breach and blow the guys ship apart!  Honestly guys I wouldn't touch this one!!!  *Beams back to the girls ship. :bow:  *

Hey thats not fair :laugh: ..just stay away from ten foward thats Hangs night club...and 5 Klingons are the door men :wub: :hug: :P

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Stella Mud just got assimilated......

:bow:

Everything is taken care of :laugh:

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*beams to the guy's ship*

Ok...you guys listen up.  NEVER do ANYTHING to upseat a lady (esp. this one)

 

And since you *looks at T'son* disrespected us....you're gonna get whacked...

 

*picks up a metal folding chair and chases after T'Son*

*Gets out phaser* Hold it right there *Q appears and stands beside T'Son* If you take one more step lady, I'll steal the new bike you just got so beam away or say bye bye to another bike

Edited by TSonofvulcan

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Pfffffffft, bike? I don't need no steekin' bike! This is much more important than a dumb bike...this is about...

Click for Spoiler:

SHOES! *kicks T'Son in the face with grossly overpriced shoes* Feel the wrath of THE STELLETOS!

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MEOW!

I wouldnt do that if i where you..*lets 3 bulldogs lose*....Feeding time... :blink: :blink:

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:blink: I may look like a kitten, but i can turn into a Tiger when needed!

OoOopps.....better call off the dogs then :laugh:and i am sure it says on the door No Women allowed..well only those going to Hangs bar :blink:

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::beams back in::

 

HI LADIES

 

::beams all the alchohol into space::

 

::throws the fooseball table out an airlock::

 

 

Done

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Why should i ?

 

They keep beaming in and wrecking the decore!

Aha i see so it was you that wrote your name on the walls with lipstick :lol: ..well thats ok i just had a few taco's and the guys toilet is looking nasty :lol: ..so i think i will beam over to the girls ship and use there bathroom :look:

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