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~ Things You Should Never Forget ~

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Put your pants on before leaving the house.

 

The correct usage of toilet paper.

 

Remove clothing before taking a shower.

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When eating a chicken, make sure it's dead first.

 

When you blow your nose, don't put the Kleenex back in the box.

 

Don't lick the flagpole in the wintertime, no matter how tempting it is.

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Licking it is not a good way to test if an electrical wire is hot.

Batteries are a poor substitute for chewing gum.

Even if you have a red cape , you're not Superman and you won't fly if you jump off the roof of your house.

Beware of Dog means Beware of dog, not see dog, hit dog with stick, run away screaming with dog close behind.

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WITHOUT SLEEP THE WORLD LOOKS BLEEK.

 

Rent day. :laugh:

 

Black Olives make a good snack.

 

Just because someone says something doesn't make it true.

 

What we want and what we need are two different animals.

 

You can't live all your life's problems in one day, don't project.

 

Simplify, Simplify, Simplify.

 

We all can learn something new, even from the most ignorant :blink: :hug:

 

Some people are put on this Earth to teach us Patience and Tolerance.

 

Just because your alone doesn't mean you have to be lonely.

 

You can never lose something that was never yours to begin with.

 

Vacuum cleaners suck.

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Vacuum cleaners suck.

Unless you hit the wrong switch and then it blows which really sucks. So it sucks while it blows. :laugh:

 

Is that what they call a pairaducks? :blink: :hug:

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For us an important thing to remember (because we don't use credit cards) is to be sure to have enough money to cover all that stuff being put into the shopping cart or else we face the wrath of people behind us in line. I know, BORRRRRING! :laugh:

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Vacuum cleaners suck.

Unless you hit the wrong switch and then it blows which really sucks. So it sucks while it blows. :hug:

 

Is that what they call a pairaducks? :laugh: :blink:

 

 

 

 

What in H*ll kinda scary a** vacuum cleaner you got that blows? Where do you live " BIZZARO WORLD"???? :hug:

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That if you tell one person in here something, EVERYBODY knows about it. :blink: :laugh: Go ahead, just try to keep a secret on these boards. :hug:

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Vacuum cleaners suck.

Unless you hit the wrong switch and then it blows which really sucks. So it sucks while it blows. :laugh:

 

Is that what they call a pairaducks? :hug::hug:

 

 

 

 

 

No Man, you got the wrong machine!! That's called a 'LEAF BLOWER', Man, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ANYWAY? :blink:

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That you just cleaned your sliding glass doors :laugh:

Falling from high places hurts

Falling from high places onto a couch....still hurts

A staple gun can fire sharp pointy bits of metal

Where you left the extra toilet paper :blink:

That when birds fly low always duck!!

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Any promise made to four year old?

to add to that, children aren't deaf and have no idea what discretion is.

 

 

 

Isin't that the better part of valor? What's that got to do with a 4 year old, HUH?

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Any promise made to four year old?

to add to that, children aren't deaf and have no idea what discretion is.

I used to teach four year olds in Sunday School - very educational.

 

If you say it, they'll repeat it.

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