Jeanway 0 Posted June 11, 2004 (edited) :) DEODORANT :blink: Edited June 11, 2004 by Jeanway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted June 11, 2004 Put your pants on before leaving the house. The correct usage of toilet paper. Remove clothing before taking a shower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted June 11, 2004 When drinking water, make sure to swallow before resuming a conversation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted June 11, 2004 If you have raw meat in your pockets, don't go near any dogs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted June 11, 2004 If you have a knife, and the other guy has a gun..... run! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted June 11, 2004 Don't rub your eyes after you peel a JALAPENO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dark_moon_drago 0 Posted June 11, 2004 To use proper foot gear when walking on walls :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nik 0 Posted June 11, 2004 When eating a chicken, make sure it's dead first. When you blow your nose, don't put the Kleenex back in the box. Don't lick the flagpole in the wintertime, no matter how tempting it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted June 11, 2004 Licking it is not a good way to test if an electrical wire is hot. Batteries are a poor substitute for chewing gum. Even if you have a red cape , you're not Superman and you won't fly if you jump off the roof of your house. Beware of Dog means Beware of dog, not see dog, hit dog with stick, run away screaming with dog close behind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tina 0 Posted June 11, 2004 Clean out your ears! You might need to hear somthing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted June 11, 2004 WITHOUT SLEEP THE WORLD LOOKS BLEEK. Rent day. Black Olives make a good snack. Just because someone says something doesn't make it true. What we want and what we need are two different animals. You can't live all your life's problems in one day, don't project. Simplify, Simplify, Simplify. We all can learn something new, even from the most ignorant :blink: Some people are put on this Earth to teach us Patience and Tolerance. Just because your alone doesn't mean you have to be lonely. You can never lose something that was never yours to begin with. Vacuum cleaners suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted June 11, 2004 Vacuum cleaners suck. Unless you hit the wrong switch and then it blows which really sucks. So it sucks while it blows. Is that what they call a pairaducks? :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted June 11, 2004 For us an important thing to remember (because we don't use credit cards) is to be sure to have enough money to cover all that stuff being put into the shopping cart or else we face the wrath of people behind us in line. I know, BORRRRRING! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rivendells_king 0 Posted June 11, 2004 Look both ways before you cross the street. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted June 11, 2004 Vacuum cleaners suck. Unless you hit the wrong switch and then it blows which really sucks. So it sucks while it blows. Is that what they call a pairaducks? :blink: What in H*ll kinda scary a** vacuum cleaner you got that blows? Where do you live " BIZZARO WORLD"???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Janeway 0 Posted June 11, 2004 if the sign says HOT don,t tough is becouse it,s HOT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theunicornhunter 2 Posted June 11, 2004 Where you parked your spaceship (especially if its cloaked) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted June 12, 2004 That if you tell one person in here something, EVERYBODY knows about it. :blink: Go ahead, just try to keep a secret on these boards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted June 12, 2004 Vacuum cleaners suck. Unless you hit the wrong switch and then it blows which really sucks. So it sucks while it blows. Is that what they call a pairaducks? No Man, you got the wrong machine!! That's called a 'LEAF BLOWER', Man, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ANYWAY? :blink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dark_moon_drago 0 Posted June 12, 2004 That you just cleaned your sliding glass doors Falling from high places hurts Falling from high places onto a couch....still hurts A staple gun can fire sharp pointy bits of metal Where you left the extra toilet paper :blink: That when birds fly low always duck!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dark_moon_drago 0 Posted June 12, 2004 To go to the bathroom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted June 12, 2004 My computer I'm sucks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theunicornhunter 2 Posted June 12, 2004 Any promise made to four year old? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fenriz275 0 Posted June 12, 2004 Any promise made to four year old? to add to that, children aren't deaf and have no idea what discretion is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeanway 0 Posted June 12, 2004 Any promise made to four year old? to add to that, children aren't deaf and have no idea what discretion is. Isin't that the better part of valor? What's that got to do with a 4 year old, HUH? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theunicornhunter 2 Posted June 12, 2004 Any promise made to four year old? to add to that, children aren't deaf and have no idea what discretion is. I used to teach four year olds in Sunday School - very educational. If you say it, they'll repeat it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites