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Things You Never Hear Your Boss Say

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The title says it all, here's a few.

 

Sure go ahead, take a nap, I'll wake you in a few hours.

 

Don't worry, we'll finish that tomorrow.

 

Hey these phones are for personal calls only.

 

That's ok, I'll clock you in, you sleep in today.

 

I really want to hear your opinion.

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<_< My name. To my boss, I'm Sugar Pie, Honey, Sweeties, and my favorite name he calls me but not to my face is 'Chesty Besty'.

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"You don't get paid enough".

 

"Here, have a beer!"

 

"So, what do you REALLY think of me? Be honest."

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It is alright to miss one day of work without telling anyone.

Edited by Odie

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<_< My name.  To my boss, I'm Sugar Pie, Honey, Sweeties, and my favorite name he calls me but not to my face is 'Chesty Besty'.

Oh my God, that is sooo not right!

 

If I ever have a woman working for me I would NEVER call her "Besty". :eek:

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My boss would never say.."hey Hangon how are you today?"... <_< :eek:

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So, how's Star Trek been recently???

 

Or for Hangon...

 

Hang on, Hangon (:(), I'll let you take your time... :(

Edited by Commodore -Harry Kim-

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So, how's Star Trek been recently???

 

Or for Hangon...

 

Hang on, Hangon (:)), I'll let you take your time... :(

LMAO..good one Harry :) :(

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For Harry when he is in school. You don't have to worry about taking that test. You got an 100%

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For Harry when he is in school.  You don't have to worry about taking that test.  You got an 100%

Nice one (I wish...)... even better...

"We've decided to cancel final exams (and midterms) this year... so you will all be let out one month early!!!"

(I wish again...)

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I am giving away my two day old Mercedes. I miss my junker! :hug: First one to the parking lot gets the car!

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"Hey Hang here are the keys to my benz,and the boat have fun with my wife" :hug::hug:

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" Hey here you have the Company Creditcard, go on have a nice vacation and see you back in three months,"

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"You work too many hours! I am going to reduce your hours and give you a full-time assistant, at the same salary!"

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"I've been trying to find you, here ::hands you an envelope:: I've been skimming Corporate funds and I took too much" :roflmao:

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So you have slept with my wife while i was on that trip to europe? oohwel, everybody does so don,t worrie

Edited by Janeway

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So you chrashed the new companycar, well no problem i didn,t like the collor anyhow ill buy a new Mercedes :eek:

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