Substitution

[jefffitz 0]

The wormhole is replaced by Mick Jaggers gigantic, disembodied lips.

 

Replace the Universal Translator

[BlueCrystal 0]

The Universal Translator is replaced by a Babel Fish.

 

 

Replace the Transporter

[Theunicornhunter 2]

Replace the transporter with very large carrier pigeons

 

 

 

 

 

 

Replace seven's catsuit

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

replace it with nothing :P

replace Jadzia's uniform

:P

[Tina 0]

Replace T'pol

 

Replace Curse words and insults !

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

replace t;pol with Spock!!!

replace Warp Plasma

[Q stole my bike 0]

replace warp plasma with a plasma screen TV

 

replace Kirk's alien girlfriends

[Tina 0]

Replace Everything on Spike with Star trek!Old,new Movies,Trekkies,Shatner, EVERYTHING

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

replaced with Star Trek

 

Replace the phasers

[Q stole my bike 0]

replace the phasers with squirt guns filled with red kool-aid

 

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! These stains will never come out!"

 

replace Neelix

[BlueCrystal 0]

Neelix is replaced by FedX, when it positively has to be there. Even if its a feline type humanoid with a hairball problem.

 

Replace Trip's Embryo

Edited June 11, 2004 by BlueCrystal

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

replaced by a stepford wife :unsure:

Replace the viewscreen

[BlueCrystal 0]

Viewscreen is replaced by a movie screen during intermission with dancing treats going across it and the song ~Lets all go the lobby to get ourselves a treat~ playing.

 

(We have a old drive in our in the middle of a country road here and they still play that at breaks between movies.)

 

Replace the ship's engines.

Edited June 12, 2004 by BlueCrystal

[fenriz275 0]

Replace those pesky engines with a giant hamster wheel and make the crew take turns powering the ship.

 

Replace the Captain's readyroom.

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

replace it with my room

replace the captain

[BlueCrystal 0]

Captain Archer is replaced by Captain Kangaroo (when he was alive that is.)

 

Replace Soto's ability with languages with another gift...

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

the gift of infinite tribbles

 

replace the replicator

[Star6 0]

replicators replaced with a lunch lady with a unibrow that only serves mystery meat,

 

replace the comm badges

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

replaced with mics

replace the torpedoes...

[Tina 0]

Replace Welsey!

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

with Archie Bunker

:laugh

replace Riker's beard

[Tina 0]

with a tribble

[Jeanway 0]

Replace Janeway with Jeanway. It could work

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

replace All the women that Kirk slept with.

[BlueCrystal 0]

Kirk's bunk buddies are replaced with creepy gals ie: Mortisha Addams, Grandmama Addams, Lily Munster, and some of the wildly weird women from 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show.'

 

Replace T'Pol TrilliumD addiction with something else and for God sake lets not have it replaced with Tribbles, please.

Edited June 22, 2004 by BlueCrystal

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

replaced with Chicken Pox

 

replace Picard's gym

[Chataeya 0]

Gym is replaced with a Lunchroom.

 

Replace Enterprise,

[BlueCrystal 0]

The Enterprise is replaced by the Titanic just after the iceburg but not quite sunk.

 

Replace the crews uniforms.

Edited July 7, 2004 by BlueCrystal

[Q stole my bike 0]

replace the uniforms with 80s style clothing (including spandex, layers, and obnoxious color!)

 

replace Quark's bar

[WEAREBORG4102 0]

Replace it with the Republican National Convention

Replace Guinan's drinks