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How Should Wesley Die?

What's the best way for him to die?  

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  1. 1. What's the best way for him to die?

    • attacked by a group of tribbles
      7
    • attacked by space puppies
      1
    • thrown out an air lock
      6
    • "aciedentally" transported into space
      7
    • Worf FINALLY gets out the bat'leth
      16
    • attacked by QSMB's poodle
      1
    • beaten into a pulp by the Enterprise's bullies
      2
    • brain explodes from gathering too much info
      2
    • one of his experiments FINALLY doesn't work
      12
    • Wesley was a good character and shouldn't die
      16


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Wesley was found in the locker room of the Enterprise's Gym hanging by his own underwear on a locker door. The death was a painfully slow one as gaint space wedgies usually are but it seems someone sped up the process by putting Worf's jock strap on his head with his nose getting the full effect of the very sweaty Klingon's smelly strap. Funeral arrangements are pending...

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You could stuff him upside down in a barrel of rum, nail it shut then roll him off the plank? :flowers:

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I would like to see worf lay the smackdown on him with the bat'leth...chop,chop :flowers:

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Although i don't like the fact this is even an idea to consider and that there aren't at least MORE PLEASENT choices for us :flowers: , i picked the last one simply because at least he'd die doing something he liked. But dangit, why can't you people just be glad they showed a "geek/nerd" kid on the show who happened to be popular AT LEAST 1/2 the time?!!! :unsure:

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How Wesley should die top-5 by ILIKESEVEN:

 

5 : Geordy "accedently" pushes Wesley into a empty turbolift-shaft

 

4 : Picard orders him to mate with a very angry klingon-woman

 

3 : Does a mind-melt with a serial-vulcan

 

2 : Tries to outrun a class-4 shockwave with a shuttle at warp1,5

 

1 : cheats 5 klingonwarriors with poker

 

:flowers:

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Out of the air lock for me. The safest way. Can always be interpreted as an "accident". I would throw out his mother with him so that he has some "nice" company. *muahahahahahaha* :flowers: :unsure:

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To be fair to the Wesley fans I've added another option to this poll, "Wesley was a good character and shouldn't die". I really don't like him myself, but if this were a poll about Riker I'd be annoyed, so I can see how this would irk the Wesley fans.

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I work with young people of all types, so perhaps that is why I have never found Wesley Crusher

any more annoying than anyone else.

 

I think he should live to a ripe old age, and have to deal with his teenage grandchildren. Course,

he went off with that Traveller somewhere.....Hey---he might come back someday...... :naughty:

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Why should Wesley die?  He's one of my favorite kid characters from the franchise. :bow:

I agree...I like Wesley.... :naughty:

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To be fair to the Wesley fans I've added another option to this poll, "Wesley was a good character and shouldn't die". I really don't  like him myself, but if this were a poll about Riker I'd be annoyed, so I can see how this would irk the Wesley fans.

There are Wesley fans??? :naughty::bow::bow: :P

 

No way. I voted that one of his experiments didnt work.

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Falls into another forbidden flower bed. :bow:

 

Naw, I don't really care. Let him live out his days... far, far away from me. :naughty:

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To be fair to the Wesley fans I've added another option to this poll, "Wesley was a good character and shouldn't die". I really don't  like him myself, but if this were a poll about Riker I'd be annoyed, so I can see how this would irk the Wesley fans.

There are Wesley fans??? :P :naughty::bow::bow:

 

I respect other's opinions, even if their opnion is that Wesley is cool. Respect: yes. Understand: not at all, but at least the respect is there.

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Let him die like William Wallace in "Braveheart"

:naughty:

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he should die after a a hot poker should be stuck in his mouth

 

and he is drawn and quatered

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I didn't know that many people like Wesley

Neither did I. :wow: I guess I'm the only one who wants to see death by poodle. :dude:

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