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THATS IT::tosses wereborg off into the deep Blue::

 

::orders Fen to be hung from the rafters after a serious flogging::

 

:flowers:

 

 

FIRE CANNONS!

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:comes between the two ships wich are fireing on eachother:

 

:raises the peaceflagg:

 

:shouts: "Girls do not fight over me, you can have me both!!!"

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:: LEANS OVER THE SIDE, SCOOPS FEN OUT OF THE WATER:: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS :: SHAKES FIST AT TINA:: NOBODY MESSES WITH MY MAN AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!! GIVES ORDERS TO LOAD AND FIRE ALL SIX CANNONS AT THE PORTSIDE OF ENTERPRISE, FIRE!!!!! BOOM, BOOM, BOOM,BOOM, BOOM, BOMM, RELOAD!!!!! DECK HANDS SCRAMBLE TO RELOAD. YELLS THROUGH MEGAPHONE, " YOUR GOIN DOWN, LADY, MMMWWAAAHHHAAAA!!!!" TAKES ONE LAST SHOT AT SOME IDIOT IN A DINGY, LOOKS STRANGELY LIKE SOME DUTCH GUY I HEARD IS ROAMING HERE ABOUTS, BOOM :flowers:

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::is already far away from Jeanways ship and flips her off as she sails into the sunset::

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::Wakes up for a weard dream about two ships captaind by two beatifull woman who were fighting over him, one woman could not get him so she cilled him.::

 

::looks left and sees tinadoll sleeping nice::

 

::looks right and sees jeanway sleeping nice::

 

:: Hugs his two woman in feels relaxed again::

 

:flowers:

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TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY, I'LL GET YOU YET :flowers:

 

LEANS OVER THE SIDE AND SCOOPS ILIKESEVEN OUT OF THE WATER, HIS LITTLE DINGY BLASTED TO BITS FLOATS ALL AROUND HIM. YOU OK MATE? :unsure: THROWS HIS SORRY BUTT IN THE BRIG FOR INTERFERRING WITH BATTLE PLANS. JEANWAY HUGS FEN AND WATCHES THE SUN GO DOWN OVER THE HORIZON. :laugh: MEANWHILE ILIKESEVEN IS FURIOUSLY TRYING TO ESCAPE HIS CAGE, PLOTS MUTINY IN HIS HEAD.

 

 

 

CAN WE ALL GET BACK TO THE GAME NOW? PLEASE!!!!!

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::: drinks her rum:::

 

Idon't care..as long as i get to throw people overboard

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:: TUCKS FEN INTO HIS BUNK, THEN SITS ON THE AFT DECK, SIPPING HER MUG OF EARL GRAY, WATCHING 'H.M.S. ENTERPIZE' OFF ON THE HORIZON:: HMM, LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE PARTYING OVER THERE, SHE THINKS, IDIOTS! SHE'S NOT GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THAT. 'U.S.S. ENTERPRISE', WILL BEAT THAT SCURVY BUNCH YET! :flowers: BUNCH OF DRUNKS CAN'T BEAT US!!!!

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::has several of her crew scrub the deck as she flipps jean off again::

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:: LOOKS THROUGH SPYGLASSES AND SEES TINA DOING SOMETHING STRANGE WITH HER FINGER, PICKING HER NOSE , PERHAPS?:: :flowers: :unsure:

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ahem/...SHOVE IT CAPTAIN !

 

 

More RUM

 

 

 

 

AH YES, THAT'S WHAT I SEE YOU DOING, THAT'S FOR THE CLARIFICATION :flowers: UP YOURS TINA!!!!

Edited by Jeanway

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NA NA NA NA NA NA, :flowers: ::DANCES THE JIG::

 

JUST KEEP SWILLING DOWN THAT RUM, I WANT YOU NICE AND HUNG-OVER FOR OUR NEXT BATTLE :unsure:

Edited by Jeanway

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::stops drinking her rum because she knows when to stop::

 

 

I'll see you around Jeanriz

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I CERTAINLY HOPE SO, MI AMIGA, NO HARM, NOW FOUL, ALL IN FUN.

 

 

 

:: LIGHTS LANTERN IN CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS, STUDIES STAR CHARTS, PLANNING NEXT ASSAULT ON H.M.S. ENTERPRIZE. LOOKS OVER AT FEN SNORING IN HIS BUNK.::

 

 

BACK TO THE GAME NOW?

 

ILIKESEVEN, { REMEMBER HE'S IN THE BRIG }

 

NIK

 

ALTEREGO

Edited by Jeanway

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ILIKESEVEN, { REMEMBER HE'S IN THE BRIG }_-- He can staythere

 

NIK-is ok ..weird but gives him some rum

 

ALTEREGO -Plank

 

 

::studies her maps of the HMS What ever,as she gets her first mate Drago to look at Star charts::

 

 

Drago

Bones88

Vulcanwilli

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:: LISTENS TO ILIKESEVEN DRAGGING HIS METAL CUP ACROSS THE BARS AND YELLING, " LET ME OUT OF HERE YOU BUNCH OF HEATHENS!!!" :: CHUCKLES TO HERSELF:: IDIOT!

 

THROWS BONES88 INTO THE BRIG WITH ILIKESEN, LET HIM LISTEN TO HIS YAMMERING FOR A WHILE, THAT'S PUNISHMENT ENOUGH.

 

 

HANGS DRAGO FROM THE YARDARM UPSIDE DOWN AND SLAPS HIM IN THE FACE REPEATEDLY WITH A DEAD FISH :flowers: FOR BEING A TRAITOR, THEN GIVES HIM THE 'BLACK DOT' :hug:

 

NUDGES VULCANWILLI OFF THE PLANK WITH A SABER, HE FLINGS HIMSELF INTO THE OCEAN CRYING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL, AS THE SHARKS CIRCLE HIS FLAILING CARCASS :laugh: :unsure:

 

 

TINADOLL

 

NEMESIS

 

WEAREBORG

Edited by Jeanway

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LOL

 

Well since i Myself am Captain of my own vessell ,Abmiral of the British Fleet and Ambassador to the Australian teretorries..I cannot do anything to myself

 

wereborg-gets the plank..after being flogged with a bible of course

 

Nemesis-gets exported to canada in a crate

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Who's next tina? Or should I just make some people up?

 

Sarge--Swab the deck, then gimme 50.

 

Master Q--Scraping barnacles from the keel.

 

Nemesis--walk the plank

 

next victims...

 

AE

 

VBG

 

Takara Soong

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ALTEREGO GETS 20 LASHES FROM THE COMMODORE JUST FOR BEING A BAD BOY :naughty:

 

TAKARA, GETS PUT IN THE STOCKS FOR A WEEK SO WE CAN THROW STUFF AT HER FOR BEING AWAY SO MUCH LATELY

 

VBG GETS LEAD WEIGHTS TIED AROUND HIS NECK THEN MARCHED RIGHT OFF THE PLANK BLINDFOLDED, BEGGING AND CRYING THE WHOLE TIME. :bow: OOPS, SAID THE WRONG THING, RUNS AND HIDES BEHIND ALTEREGO :bow:

 

OK, SINCE IT'S GET EVEN WITH THE MODS DAY:

 

ddillard

 

Spacetigger

 

master Q

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ddillard tied to the mast

 

spacetigger hung over a circleing group of sharks.

 

master q walks the plank

 

Next victims:

 

Ambassadortinadoll

VBG

Jeanway

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I am not getting thrown OVERBOARD

 

Lets VGB drink some rum

 

and shoot jeanway out a cannon

 

Edmcgon

Nemesis

EJP( :naughty: )

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Hey, Hey, I say, Captain Ambassadore Tinadoll, thinks she's too good for all this, swabbie, tie a rope around her ankle and hoist her up the to the Mainsail and let her dangle for a while. La La :naughty::bow:

 

 

OH My, Edmacgon, been into the salt cod I see, a little too much Aye?? Laps, 100 laps around the deck, and step lively Man, that's an order!!!!!

 

Nemesis gonna strap you to the keen like a figurehead and let the Ocean take care of you for a while, tee hee. Raise that topsail, let's get moving. :bow:

 

EJP, get nervous, runs at full tilt, does a swan dive off the plank, up and over he goes.

 

 

HeadBorg

 

It van Roy

 

Doc 42

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gets the swabbing

heh heh plank

doc gets the rum barrel

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Wereborg you absent minded Putz..You forgot to add the three names

 

 

::shoots Jeanway,who is STILL a Capatin out a cannon and into the side of the HMS Whatever its name is::

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well i guess ill make up a few

 

jeanway tied up to the mast, with fen torturing. :naughty:

 

EJPM forced to join the marines for a week, cant think of much worse than that for a navy guy. :bow: just kiddin jim

 

myself to walk the plank

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