The Rhymers

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

can anyone here rhyme?

or have you got the time?

can anyone here, beat me at this,

for if you do, you will get a wish.

this shall be, if anyone wants,

to be the rhyme off, in the fonts,

Try to rhyme the best you can,

and i shall judge , cause im the man.

if you ready,please start now,

we wait for noone, no way, no how.

[t'mir 0]

So, Lord of the Borg, a challenge I see,

I'm not sure that I'm good at poetry,

But I'll give it a try just to make you smile, :)

And hopefully this rhyme won't take me a while!

This site is cool, and the people are nice,

Perhaps today I'll post in it twice, :P

For here I sit with my laptop in lap,

Thinking, frowning, with knuckles to snap, :P

Trying to think of something clever to say,

Wonder if I'll be sitting here thinking all day! :P

I hope this is long enough, for all and for one,

So enjoy my little rhyme, for now I am DONE.

[SpocksBrain 0]

As I am typing, I start to wonder...

If I'm doing it right, or making a blunder.

Is their a limit, or minimun herein,

Of lines I need type so that I may win?

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

(T'mir)

Very good,Very good,

longer then i thought it would,

thank you for giving it a try,

it makes me happy, i could fly,

and your rhyme rating would be:,

5/5, not bad, see?,

it is almost at my par,:P

i think i should buy you a car! :P,

indeed, it could be a little better,

but better then some people, yepper!

(spocksbrain)

indeed, you should be good at this,

it is logical, yes it is,

there is no minimum lines or words,

just let your words soar like birds,

i hope this clarifys things,

as your current rating isnt "ding!"

so you should, try again,

and make it better, my dear friend

 

 

Indeed i should,

knock on wood,

for all the times i edited these,

i could be playing with the bees,

i should really learn how to spell,

so i can be perfect, by mel

Edited March 14, 2004 by LordOfTheBorg

[SpocksBrain 0]

Curses! I noticed that my poem is small,

Whenst compared to other's like T'mir and all.

Oh well, the best goods come in packages wee,

So I'll stick to four lines as you can well see.

[t'mir 0]

Haha! My big brother SpocksBrain,

For him this poem thread in rather a pain,

I changed my mood star just now by the way,

It's "Sick" because I ate too much chocolate today.

I wonder what VBG will add to our profiles next...

We already have glowing, scrolling text!

He's so clever, and his methods are tried and true...

Honest! I'm not trying to suck up to you! :P

[SpocksBrain 0]

(LordOfTheBorg)

Many thanks! You are logical I see!

For enjoyed my supreme soliloquy :P

I will continue for this is convivial,

I do not think that rimes are trivial.

 

(that last line was weak, sorry :P )

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

t'mir you are so funny,

your just like alittle bunny,

you should be a comedy show,

i would watch it, you know,

indeed that is true,

of course, you knew,

have you seen those pics of VBG?

they are funny, arent they?

(Spocksbrain)

you have the potential for a great rhymer,

just hit the clock with the timer,

and see how long it takes for you,

to type a rhyme, two by two,

as you can see, we all get stumped,

but we must just make up things and jumped,

or else your rhyme wont make sense,

well it might, but it wont eat fence.

Edited March 14, 2004 by LordOfTheBorg

[stoned_vulcan 0]

im sorry i dont have the time to think of a rhyme

[SpocksBrain 0]

I came to see that this thread is quite slack,

For no one seems to be getting the knack.

So I shall continue,

And attempt to amuse you,

With poems the won't cause a heart attack. (I hope!)

[Angela 1]

Well it appears that everyone here is having fun,

I wish I could to but there is no sun

You see for me

It has simply to be.

As a cold winter's day holds no fun.

 

The cold frost has landed

And there is wood to be sanded

There are shelves to be put up

I have run out of luck

It seems as though my imagination is stranded

 

And so I return to the bigning and fun

which should always be done

Life is a bore

A drag and a chore

Especially if there is no sun!

[Jeanway 0]

I dedicate this to Transporter Malfunction:

 

 

 

I made a mistake

didn't take the time

To look at the threads

Before I entered mine

I put this is 'Words'

Instead of in 'Rhyme'

Next time, I'll Look before

I Leap. To stay on Topic

Sometimes, a great feat.

The Mods, my reply

They will Delete:

 

 

"I fear to say, what's in my heart

That all my words, be ripped apart"

[Gotabite 0]

So, you are the man...

Well, I'm a Voyager Fan.

It's got an awesome theme song....

Could hear it all the day long.

Captain Janeway and the crew,

Bring powerful episodes to you.

I'm a Trekkie with a spot,

For Voyager deep, deep in my heart.

[Jeanway 0]

I'm loving this, I say I say

Now I have to go away..........

[TSonofvulcan 0]

I am a Vulcan captain

My crew makes me take too much aspirin,

every day I set in my chair

as the new ensign messess up my 1st officer's hair

I sit and sit all day long

listing to my docter sing this one song

"the plasma conduit is blowing" my chief engenier said

and all I am thinking of is my sweet bed

the ship is alright and I am tired

but if I fall asleep I fear I may be fired

Oh what the heck my watch is done

that watch never is much fun

really I love my job but hide it within

I guess I'm just like my father old Ja'Ben

Edited March 17, 2004 by TSonofvulcan

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

i see, i see

many people you be,

you should try and think,

of better rhymes, methinks,

as i can, i must say,

i am not much better, every day,

the next rhyme i rhyme,

will be better in time.

the very next rhyme, the very next one,

will be about a person, who i call hon,

it will be very good, it will be very long,

maybe i should, make it a song!

[Gotabite 0]

Sing your song

Even if It's long....

Doesn't matter to me,

We all here are free. :huh:

[LordOfTheBorg 1]

Whow, i look back on this thread,

And see how good people were, that lead

other people here so they could see to

they're so good i think i might sue!

as you can see, i now suck at this

i think i would be better to fish!

I hope this thread starts one more,

or it will be thrown out the door!