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Music from the Final Fantasy series. I collected up a bunch of the piano variations of the music. Beautiful stuff, only problem it relaxes me so much I am trying not to fall asleep here at the computer.

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Broken by Seether, featuring Amy Lee.

 

I got this as my ring tone. Paid 2 bucks for it but it's totally worth it.

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Three Dead Trolls in a BaggieEvery OS Sucks

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Well, hi there.

Thank you for downloading another fine quality comedy product from Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie and your friends at

MP3.com.

Good for you.

Of course, if you've downloaded this from

Napster, screw you! You know what: free isn't good enough for you, ya gotta rip us off? That's okay, I will find you and I will kill you.

Ha, ha, ha.

You see, I come from a time in the nineteen-hundred and seventies...

When computers were used for two things:

To either go to the Moon or play Pong,

and nothing in between, you see.

And you didn't need a fancy operating system to play Pong,

and the men who went to the Moon, God bless them,

did it with no mouse,

and a plain text only black-and-white screen,

and thiry-two kilobytes of RAM.

But then round about the late seventies,

home computers started to do a little more than play Pong.

Very little more.

Why computers started to play games

and balance check books.

Why, you could play Zakson on your Apple II or write a book.

All with a computer that had thirty-two kilobytes of RAM.

It was enough to go to the Moon,

it was enough for you.

It was a golden time.

A time before Windows.

A time before mouses.

A time before the internet and bloatware,

and a time before every OS sucked.

Ahhh.

Mmm.

Well, way back in the olden times, my computer worked for me,

I'd laugh and play all night and day on Zork 1, 2 and 3.

The Amiga, vic-20 and Sinclair 2, the trs 80 and the Apple II.

They did what they where supposed to do.

It wasn't much but it was enough.

But then Xerox made a prototype,

Steve Jobs came on the scene.

Read of mice and menues, windows, icons, trash and a bitmapped screen.

Oh, Stevie said to Xerox: “Boys, turn your heads and cough.

And when no one was looking, he ripped their interfaces off.

Stole every feature that he had seen.

Put it in a cute box with a tiny little screen.

MacOS 1 ran that machine.

Only cost 5000 bucks,

but it was slow.

It was buggy,

so they wrote it again,

and now they're up to OS 10.

They'll charge you for the beta, then charge you again,

but the MacOS still sucks.

Every OS wastes your time,

from the desktop to the lap.

Everything, since Apple DOS:

just a bunch of crap.

From Microsoft to Macintosh

to Lin-ly-lin-ly-nucs.

Evey computer crashes,

'cause ever OS sucks.

Well then, Microsoft jumped in the game.

Copied Apple's interface with an OS named:

Windows 3.1.

It was twice as lame,

but the stock price rose and rose....

Then Windows 95, then 98.

Man, Solitarie never ran so great

and every single version came out late,

but I guess that's the way it goes.

But that bloatware will crash and delete your work,

and dme, man, none of them work.

Bill Gates may be richer than Captain Kirk,

but the Windows OS blows.

And sucks,

at the same time!

I'd trade it in, yeah, right.

For what?

It's top of the line

from the Compuhut™.

The fridge, stove and toaster

never crash on me.

I should be able to get online

without a Ph.d.

My phone doesn't take a week to boot it.

My TV doesn't crash when I mute it.

I miss ASCII text in my floppy drive.

I wish vic-20 was still alive.

It ain't the hardware man,

it's just that every OS sucks.

And blows.

Now there's Lin-ux or Ly-nic,

I don't know how you say it,

or how you install it, or use it, or play it,

or where you download it or what programs run,

but Lin-ux or Ly-nic don't look like much fun.

However you say it,

it's getting great press.

Though how it survives is anyone's guess.

If you ask me, it's a great big mess

for elitist nerdy schmucks.

It's free they say,

if you can get it to run.

The geeks say: “Hey, thats half the fun.

Yeah, but I've got a girlfriend and things to get done.

The Linux OS sucks.

I'm sorry to say it but it does.

Every OS wastes your time,

from the desktop to the lap.

Everything since the Abacus, just a bunch of crap,

from Microsfot to Macintosh

to Lin-ly-lin-ly-nucs.

Every computer crashes cause evey OS sucks,

every computer crashes cause evey OS sucks.

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i'm listening to the subtitle music to a drama tv program called Corranation Street. :lol:

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