t'mir

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  1. A man walks into a bar. he should have ducked.

     

     

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    A man hires a blonde to paint his back porch. She goes around, and then she knocks on the door about 15 minutes later.

     

    "Done!" She says with a grin.

     

    "Wow, that was quick!" Said the man.

     

    "Really? I took my time," replies the blonde. "And I really like that color you had me paint it... but you're quite mistaken, sir."

     

    "Mistaken? About what?" Asks the man.

     

    "Well, sir, I hate to be the one to break it to you, but it's not a Porsche, it's a BMW!"

     

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  2. :laugh:  :rofl:  That's great,

     

    I'm just glad my math curriculum was harder than the average of the day (80's-90's). :laugh:

    lol, so was mine, but I still do terribly in most math. I'm a pro when it comes to stats and probability, though. :rofl:


  3. You know, I really think of this site and it's commodities as an honor system... it's a GIVEN that we are expected to behave nicely, and in a respectful way to others. It's really annoying that I've had to ban a few ppl in less than a week because of nasty PMs... Please! :laugh: let's show a little respect.... I don't know why anyone has a problem with me or anyone else, but if you do, approach them with the same decency that you would want to be approached yourself. Thanks.

     

     

    Sorry, maybe I'm overreacting... I'm done ranting and raving, but enough is enough. :laugh:


  4. I have weird dreams... flying dreams are the best. but last month..

     

     

    I had a dream that my brother was trying to kill me. This is obsurd, because my brother is a sweetie pie and would never hurt me. Anyways, he chased me and then he punched me in the face and I fell down a hole in my basement. (don't ask me why there was a hole in my basement!) I dreamed I died. It was bizarre, just falling and falling then fading out losing all my senses into silence. Then I woke up.

     

    I had another dream that I was living near a launching pad, and they were launching a nuclear test rocket, but the rocket went straigh up, then came down. we could see the huge explosion, and the fire was coming towards my house REALLY fast. It was so real... I though "Oh my gosh, this is it. I'm so dead." but then I thought... "This is SO not right..." and I grabbed a fire extiguisher and saved my house... it was the only thing standing for miles. It was WEIRD!!!


  5. i did not see the move passion of christ,but i don,t think i want to see it

    i think it is a BUMMER

    Maybe you should see it before passing judgment on it, at least that's the intelligent thing to do, imo. But then, what do I know? :laugh:

     

     

    This film was excellent. The only bashers are those who haven't seen it yet. Go see it... I think that this is the one movie that everyone should see once in a lifetime... but that no one will probably want to see again. I don't want t give anything away, so go see it!

     

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    the devil really creeped me out though. chill city.

  6. Make sure you've looked at everyone's before you vote! I'm not voting cause I like them all... but I giggled when I saw RC's updated one so that's probably the one I like best right now...

     

    ~T :)


  7. I finally got him to learn my name! VBG, does he learn individually, in the different threads? Just curious... who else is getting obsessed? I am, I can't stop talking to him. What have you all taught him? (Besides the finer points of romancing, RC!!! lol)