Mel Brooks' Blazing Saddles in Holodeck 1: 20th & 21st Century Entertainment Posted November 8, 2003 · Edited November 8, 2003 by Captain_Smiley Gabby Johnson's my hero. I just wish I was half as eloquent as he is when speaking in public :o I also love Mongo,and Hedy Lemar ("That's Hedley!"). "Badges?We don't need no stinking badges!" "Qualifications?" Click for Spoiler: Remember this scene?The villains are asking the mercenaries for their qualifications,a big old boy walks up to the front of the line."Qualifications?"Lemar asks.Scratching his chin,the thug for hire says,"Rape,cattle rustling,murder,arson,rape.""Hey,"Lemar says,"You said rape twice."The thug chuckles."I like rape."