Charface

As always, I will continue to just add some Beefeaters to their strawberry-lime concoction.

Is it police policy to have citizens help them look for bombs?

Are the dogs getting too expensive?

That cow is an hero.

Pauly Shore is the poor man's Pauly Shore.

Bio-Dome rocks!

pass

I bet Thomas Crown could have gotten away with it.

I've never had Jones Soda before and I'm not sure that I want to try it.

No way.

Their strawberry-lime is the pinnacle of soda goodness. Cherry and fufu berry are decent. Their grape tastes like kids' cough medicine and their root bear and cream sodas are good if you like that stuff, or so I've been told.

Their Thanksgiving dinner flavors are surrealistically delicious.

I'll pass on these flavors.

I still send em my photos, fortunes, and I love their strawberry lime soda.

I don't think I've ever seen this forum work so blue.

If it was missing anything, it's prison rape jokes.

btw, they serve sausage patties in prison

He was awesome in Night Court.

Last year's recall was over E. Coli not Salmonella.

Spinach is one of my most favoritest vegetables. There a few things more delicious than a spinach enchilada smothered in Baja sauce.

I don't think this recall will affect me, but c'mon spinach, get your act together.

You must have thought of me.

I love space.

That's one wicked blade char... And thus the bat'leth was born...

It's standard in most pizzeria's. Only place I've seen that doesn't use them is Papa John's.

Just imagine a machete vs pizza wheel slicer...

I'd defend myself with a rocking pizza cutter.

I help run an italian restaurant my friend owns.

I'd hang out at the beach and get stupid off of synthohol margaritas.

The fact that the mouse escaped three times should prove that he needs to put his dentures way high up on a shelf. It could have escaped from Alcatraz.

Aren't dentures supposed to be soaking in a glass of Efferdent if they're not "in use"?

This guy just leaves em out like they're car keys.

My "best of" Brad Paisley

Now this could be a reality show I could get into.

I have a hard time saying "no" to most types of mexican foods.

The top of my list is chile rellenos and fish tacos.

What's bad for the goose is bad for the gander.

Beware the angry gander.

This thread just reminded me I'm two days away from my 1 year anniversary of joining these forums.

Yay! St. Patty's Day is coming!

Pizza can be healthy if you don't throw a bunch of (I'm trying to say a bad word but can't) on it or eat 8 slices in a single sitting.

As for Pizza Hut, the pizza is so-so, but I support their idea to encourage more kids to read.