TSonofvulcan

/\ wonders why Q would steal a bike from "Qstolemybike" since he/she seems nice

ENT isn't too bad with violence. Now if they were cutting down on "unnessisary content" *cough*

I don't know the difference between quantum torpedos and regular torpedos... except that the latter is stronger.  But why?  There probably is no real reason... the probably just made them up because the sound cool...

The photon torpedo uses controlled detonation of matter and antimatter.

 

The quantum torpedo utilises an eleven-dimensional space-time membrane suspended in ultra-clean vacuum within the projectile. The membrane is twisted into a string and then isolated from the background vacuum. This results in the creation of a new particle, which is accompanied by a tremendous release of energy.

 

Just incase anyone is interested.

I am pleased to know some one is studying me work. It is logical to study it.

on Vulcan....

(sorry I didn't see about no more than 3 words)

they were the smartest klingons ever to live....

Picard does since he was once one, made 1st contact, and still hears them. Janeway, while experienced, is by no means more knowing than Picard about the borg.

Denfinately in TNG time. Wait, I am in TNG time, well, the USS. Enterprise NCC-1701-D is scudualed to launch in 2 more days. I am very satisfied to see her off, it took a long time for me to get the hull on her.

TNG has the best music I think, it is the kind that makes me twirl around in my swivel chair

A stoned Vulcan? I hope you mean rocks not drugs. You being a Vulcan should know drugs are illogical!

Since Q stole your bike, here is a new one *Q appears* (Q) Thou art centanly good to givith me a new bike! *Q vanishs* Oh well, I can say I tried

*sigh*

Hmm, good idea, I'll try to get apporvial of Star Fleet Command

I am glad my torpedos are a great sucess

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That is the entire 1st season of my RPG, I hope you enjoy reading them and PLEASE give me comments or segestions. I am always open to critisism

Note: For some reason I skipped 14

EPISODE 013- FOND MEMORYS FOR THE FUTURE

(Kinkade)Space, the final frountier, these are the voyages of the starship F-I-I, its continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilization, to boldly go where no one has gone before.

(Phaze) Kain, ETA at transwarp 2?

(kain) one hour sir

(Phaze) I am bord, sir, I suggest we have a broadway on the bridge

(Kinkade)hehe, not a bad idea, T'Son any suggestions

(T'Son) yes, computer, prepair bridge for "Star_trekkingf-i-i"

(Computer) ready *all of a sudden the bridge is transformed, the red alert lights turn multi-colored and a dico ball comes down)

(Kinkade)hit it DJ Phaze!

(2 Security guys) Star Trekking accross the universe

(All) On the starship F-I-I under Fleet Admiral Kinkade

(2 Security Guys) Star Trekking accross the universe

(All) Boldly going foward 'cuz we can't find reverse

(All whispering) Fleet Captain link, report

(Link) There's Romulins on the starboard bow, starboard bow, there's Romulins on the starboard bow, starboard bow kink!

(All whispering) Analysis, Mr. T'Son

(T'Son) It's life kink but not as we know it, but now as we know it, but not as we know it, it's life kink but not as we know it, but not as we know it, Admiral

(Link)There's Romulins on the starboard bow, starboard bow, there's Romulins on the starboard bow, starboard bow kink!

(2 Security guys) Star Trekking accross the universe

(All) On the starship F-I-I under Fleet Admiral Kinkade

(2 Security Guys) Star Trekking accross the universe

(All) Boldly going foward we still can't find reverse

(All whispering) Starship Docter, Docter Falcore

(Falcore) It's worse than that he's dead kink, dead kink, dead kink, It's worse than that he's dead kink,dead kink, dead

(T'Son)It's life kink but not as we know it, but now as we know it, but not as we know it, it's life kink but not as we know it, but not as we know it, Admiral

(Link)There's Romulins on the starboard bow, starboard bow, there's Romulins on the starboard bow, starboard bow kink!

(All whispering) Starship Commander, Admrial Kinkade

(Kinkade) We come in peace shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill them

(Falcore) It's worse than that he's dead kink, dead kink, dead kink, It's worse than that he's dead kink,dead kink, dead

(T'Son)It's life kink but not as we know it, but now as we know it, but not as we know it, it's life kink but not as we know it, but not as we know it, Admiral

(Link)There's Romulins on the starboard bow, starboard bow, there's Romulins on the starboard bow, clean them out kink!

(2 Security guys) Star Trekking accross the universe

(All) On the starship F-I-I under Fleet Admiral Kinkade

(2 Security Guys) Star Trekking accross the universe

(All) Boldly going foward and things are getting worse!

(All whispering) Engine room, Mr. Puke

(Puke) I can not change the laws of pysics, laws of pysics, laws of pysics, I can not change the laws of pysics, laws of pysics kink

(Kinkade) We come in peace shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, we come in peace, shoot to kill, puke beam me up!

(Falcore) It's worse than that he's dead kink, dead kink, dead kink, It's worse than that he's dead kink,dead kink, dead

(T'Son)It's life kink but not as we know it, but now as we know it, but not as we know it, it's life kink but not as we know it, but not as we know it, Admiral

(Link)There's Romulins on the starboard bow, starboard bow, there's Romulins on the starboard bow, clean them out kink!

(Puke) you can not change all of this jab-jibbering!

(Falcore) It's worse than that it's physics kink!

(Kinkade) Bridge to engine room, transwarp facter nine!

(Puke) If I give her any more captain she'll blow! *simulated explosion*

(All) Star Trekking accross the universe On the starship F-I-I under Fleet Admiral Kinkade Star Trekking accross the universe Boldly going foward and we still can't find reverse *music ends and bridge returns to normal*

(Phaze) we should really do that more often

(Kinkade) that we should do Phaze, that we should do

EPISODE 013- FOND MEMORYS FOR THE FUTURE

(Kinkade)Space, the final frountier, these are the voyages of the starship F-I-I, its continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilization, to boldly go where no one has gone before.

(Phaze) Kain, ETA at transwarp 2?

(kain) one hour sir

(Phaze) I am bord, sir, I suggest we have a broadway on the bridge

(Kinkade)hehe, not a bad idea, T'Son any suggestions

(T'Son) yes, computer, prepair bridge for "Star_trekkingf-i-i"

(Computer) ready *all of a sudden the bridge is transformed, the red alert lights turn multi-colored and a dico ball comes down)

(Kinkade)hit it DJ Phaze!

(2 Security guys) Star Trekking accross the universe

(All) On the starship F-I-I under Fleet Admiral Kinkade

(2 Security Guys) Star Trekking accross the universe

(All) Boldly going foward 'cuz we can't find reverse

(All whispering) Fleet Captain link, report

(Link) There's Romulins on the starboard bow, starboard bow, there's Romulins on the starboard bow, starboard bow kink!

(All whispering) Analysis, Mr. T'Son

(T'Son) It's life kink but not as we know it, but now as we know it, but not as we know it, it's life kink but not as we know it, but not as we know it, Admiral

(Link)There's Romulins on the starboard bow, starboard bow, there's Romulins on the starboard bow, starboard bow kink!

(2 Security guys) Star Trekking accross the universe

(All) On the starship F-I-I under Fleet Admiral Kinkade

(2 Security Guys) Star Trekking accross the universe

(All) Boldly going foward we still can't find reverse

(All whispering) Starship Docter, Docter Falcore

(Falcore) It's worse than that he's dead kink, dead kink, dead kink, It's worse than that he's dead kink,dead kink, dead

(T'Son)It's life kink but not as we know it, but now as we know it, but not as we know it, it's life kink but not as we know it, but not as we know it, Admiral

(Link)There's Romulins on the starboard bow, starboard bow, there's Romulins on the starboard bow, starboard bow kink!

(All whispering) Starship Commander, Admrial Kinkade

(Kinkade) We come in peace shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill them

(Falcore) It's worse than that he's dead kink, dead kink, dead kink, It's worse than that he's dead kink,dead kink, dead

(T'Son)It's life kink but not as we know it, but now as we know it, but not as we know it, it's life kink but not as we know it, but not as we know it, Admiral

(Link)There's Romulins on the starboard bow, starboard bow, there's Romulins on the starboard bow, clean them out kink!

(2 Security guys) Star Trekking accross the universe

(All) On the starship F-I-I under Fleet Admiral Kinkade

(2 Security Guys) Star Trekking accross the universe

(All) Boldly going foward and things are getting worse!

(All whispering) Engine room, Mr. Puke

(Puke) I can not change the laws of pysics, laws of pysics, laws of pysics, I can not change the laws of pysics, laws of pysics kink

(Kinkade) We come in peace shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, we come in peace, shoot to kill, puke beam me up!

(Falcore) It's worse than that he's dead kink, dead kink, dead kink, It's worse than that he's dead kink,dead kink, dead

(T'Son)It's life kink but not as we know it, but now as we know it, but not as we know it, it's life kink but not as we know it, but not as we know it, Admiral

(Link)There's Romulins on the starboard bow, starboard bow, there's Romulins on the starboard bow, clean them out kink!

(Puke) you can not change all of this jab-jibbering!

(Falcore) It's worse than that it's physics kink!

(Kinkade) Bridge to engine room, transwarp facter nine!

(Puke) If I give her any more captain she'll blow! *simulated explosion*

(All) Star Trekking accross the universe On the starship F-I-I under Fleet Admiral Kinkade Star Trekking accross the universe Boldly going foward and we still can't find reverse *music ends and bridge returns to normal*

(Phaze) we should really do that more often

(Kinkade) that we should do Phaze, that we should do

**note***this is from the song "star trekking" edited into RPG and F-I-I form

012- RESERECTION PART II

(Kinkade) Space, the final frountier, these are the voyages of the starship F-I-I, it's continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before

(Kain) arriving at starbase, engageing docking sequence now

(Link) Incoming message from starfleet to T'Son

(Kinkade) on screen

(CnC) T'Son, beam down with Mr. Data to these corrdinates

(Phaze) was that the CnC?

(T'Son) that it was, I'll be with Mr. Data *T'Son beams down with data to corrdintes* Mr. Data is activated

(CnC) welcome to the top brass meeting chamber T'Son, please have a seat

(T'Son) Thank you sir

(CnC) All members please come to attention, special emmisary Data has the floor

(Data) greetings, as you know, I have been undercover in a top secret mission to infiltrate the "moles" in starfleet

(T'Son) you aren't dead!?

(Data) no, I was merely used for undercover, I was investigating the mastermind trying to find out who was behind this. I only have fragments of information. "Tou Alpha 6, tolos 4 and earth."

(T'Son) Tou alpha 6 is 65 days at warp 9

(CnC) exactly why the F-I-I is assigned to this, they will proceed at transwarp facter 2 which should make the 65 day trek, to a 2 day trek

(T'Son) I see, why have I been summend to this meeting?

(CnC) you T'Son know more about Tou Alpha 6 than anyone here. As to Talos 4, I have my confidence in you. Now the Earth section of this we can handle.

(Data) also, I will be accompining you on your voyage so that we may catch the mastermind behind these operations

(T'Son) great, what about the F-I-I?

(Kinkade) she'll be with you T'Son and you can take ops

(CnC) kink, nice of you to drop in

(Kinkade) thank you CnC, well T'Son, what are we waiting for?

(T'Son) a transporter beam?

(Kinkade) right on my logical friend, transporter room 2, energize

EPISODE 011-RESERECTION PART I

(Kinkade) Space, the final frountier, these are the voyages of the starship Royale, it's continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.

******************ON THE USS. ROYALE-A*******************************

(Ops) sir, picking up a positronic signature aroun Xi Entradies 5

(T'Son) Positronic!?

(Ops) yes sir, I have checked over and over, it is positronic

(T'Son) only androids emit positronic raidiation to our knowlege hmmmm, Yellow alert Tactical, raise shields, helm we'd better go check it out, warp facter 7

(Helm) course laid in sir

(T'Son) Engage, tactical are there any other ships withing sensor range?

(Tactical) No sir, no ships in sensor range

(T'Son) Helm, our ETA?

(Helm) 2 Minutes

(T'Son) #1, please prepare an away team, minamal and beam down armed

(#1) aye sir *5 minutes later*

(T'Son) away team report

(#1) the planit has no life on it, tricorder is not functining well but it says the positronic signature is over there

(T'Son) then it would be logical to go over there

(#1) *grumbles* Vulcan Humer, sir we found something

(T'Son) very good transporter.......

(Tactical) Sir, a romulin warbird has decloaked!

(T'Son) RED ALERT, ARM TORPEDO BAYS AND PHASERS

(Ops) we are being hailed

(T'Son) on screen

(T'Larua) I am Commander T'Larua of the Imperial Romulin Warbird Soack

(T'Son) T'Larua, is that really you? It is me T'Son, your brother on Vulcan

(T'Larua) T'Son! I would get killed if the Tal Shiar found out I was talking with you

(Tactical) Sir, the warbrid is warping out

(T'Son) they crossed the neutal zone, notify starfleet and stand down to yellow alert

(Tactical) aye sir, yellow alert, notifing starfleet

(T'Son) transporter room, beam the away team to the bridge

(Transporter Cheif) aye sir, energizing

(T'Son) OH MY GOODNESS, it is LT.Cmd Data, computer run check, identify the android

(Computer) Starfleet, Dead Lt.Cmd. Data

(T'Son) Mr. Davis, as our chief engener can you reassemble him?

(Davis) I will try, his neural pathways have respord themselvs

(T'Son) this is amazing but how did it happen? Helm take us to the nearest starbase warp facter 8

(Helm) Course laid in sir

(T'Son) Let's hope we can bring Mr. Data back, ENGAGE!

**************TO BE CONTINUED*************************************

EPISODE 010- THE INVASION

(Kinkade) Space, the final frountier, these are the voyages of the starship F-I-I

, its continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.

(Kain) Approaching serris system sir *turbo doors open reveling a person with a phaser. Link as security officer grabs for his phaser but gets hit by a phaser set on stun, kinkade trys to call for security but he gets hit to*

(Intruder) step away from the controls all of you, to the center

*meanwhile in turbo 1 T'Son gets in and orders the bridge and phaze joins him*

(Phaze) Bridge, is that where you are goin as well T'Son?

(T'Son) what is going on up there?

(Phaze) what?

(T'Son) Kinkade is telepathicly expressing trouble *turbo doors open and T'Son with a keen Vulcan eye quickly orders turbo doors to close. Turbo doors close just in time*

(Phaze) *taps communicater* secutiry, meet me on deck 2

(Security) aye sir

(T'Son) computer, lock out all command functions

(Computer) 2 officers are needed to comply

(Phaze) computer lock out all bridge command functions and alert the battle bridge that they they have the con

(Computer) Affermative

(T'Son) Deck 2 *arrives at deck 2*

(Phaze) security, phasers on heavy stun, we need to get him

(T'Son) sir, he most likely is standing above the jefferies tube entrence, I have another idea

(Phaze)What is it?

(T'Son) I have that phaser system that will fire a phaser at an exact target on the bridge with the proper command codes

(Phaze) Where can that be accessed?

(T'Son) on the oter hull near the bridge]

(Phaze) very well, I will come with you since it requires 2 command codes

*Phaze and T'Son get on space suits and go out on the hull*

(T'Son) the view is so inspiring

(Phaze) yes it is

(T'Son) there is the control panel *t'son pushs a button opening a device reveling a computer moniter*

(Computer) Emergency program 23 standing by for command codes, senior officers 1st

(Phaze) Computer, recognize Admiral Phaze, John J. Autherization code: Beta 27 Gamma

(Computer) code accepted

(T'Son) Computer, recognize T'Son, Laaihughdtera'Lofhgysrwsf K., Captain autherization code: Beta 2 charlie gamma edixo vernal equionox, aristatle 5

(Computer) Code Confermed

(Phaze) That is your 1st name

(T'Son) yes, it is unpronouncible to most species except for Vulcans, Borg, and androids

(Phaze) I see

(Computer) please arrange isolenior chips correctly

(T'Son) I will sir *takes out isoleneior chips and puts them back in correctly* there

(Computer) confermed, select target

(Phaze) Imputing.... Done, set to full stun

(Computer) ready, standing by

(T'Son) *taps communicater* security go in in 5 seconds

(Phaze) FIRE!

(T'Son) NOW!

(Security) done sir, he is in custidy

(Phaze) another spy, this is not good

(T'Son) prehaps we will eventually capture the mastermind

(Phaze) That T'Son I hope with both of my hearts

009- Sacrificed and rewarded

(Kinkade) Space, the final frountier, these are the voyages of the starship F-I-I, its continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.

**********ON THE USS. ROYALE*******************

(Tactical) sir, the defient is being hit hard, they now have warp engines but no chance to get our under fire, the F-I-I won't get here in time

(T'Son) Shields to full, helm move us between the hostile and the defient

(helm) aye sir, sir the defient has warped out

(Tactical) sir, the shields have failed but the F-I-I has entered

(Ops) the hostiles have moved off

(T'Son) Damage Report

(#1) Hull integ failing!

(T'Son) hail the F-I-I, we need to get out of here

(Tactical) open

(T'Son) kinkade, get us out of here

(Kinkade) on it!, energizeing

**********ON THE USS. F-I-I*********************

*T'Son enters*

(someone) A captain on the bridge

(T'Son) thank you, has the Royale been distroyed?

(Ops) yes sir, it has *gets up to let T'Son take ops*

(Phaze) don't fret T'Son, they were planning to decommision her anyway so they made another Royale-A!

(T'Son) I am happy to hear that, I beleve the defient needs escort

(Kinkade) true, Mr. Kain, plot a course to sencrinize warp, normal warp facter 8, once we arrive match their speed

(Kain) aye sir, ready to engage

(Kinkade) Engage!

(Kain) really sir, you're engaged? How sweet on Valentines.....

(Kinkade) Kain, mind your station, I am not in love anyway

(Kain) aye sir but sir, denial is a very very bad thing!

(Kinkade) Kain!

(Kain) I have already engaged sir

(MJP) well as I counciler I agree with Kain, denial is a very very bad thing

(Kinkade) if you all don't stop I will have to get Dr. Falcore to the bridge

(Falcore) oh I agree with MJP and Kain, denial is a very very bad thing *kinkade sighs*

(Kain) sir, we are now insterio with the defient

(Phaze) Mr. T'Son, damage report for the defient?

(T'Son) scanning, they will need a refit but their crutial systems are holing, they need to get to dry dock

(Kinkade) Splended, #1 you have the bridge and please tell T'Son about the ship

(Phaze) aye sir and sir, denial is a very very bad thing!

(Kinkade) Do you want to take this outside?

(T'Son) that would be unwise, space has no oxygion to breath so you would both die

(Kinakde) *sighs* I will be in my quarters *leaves bridge*

(Phaze) anyway T'Son, the new royale is intrepid class and it is waiting for you

(T'Son) well I can't wait

(Kain) arriving at McKinly station

(T'Son) there is the Royale-A, she is a logical beuty

(Phaze) yes she is, and she is all yours

(T'Son) I will take my leave of you now, I'm sure the new Royale has a few loose screws, nuts, and bolts LOL

*T'Son leaves Bridge and now the scene is on the bridge of the royale*

(T'Son) helm, there isn't much of a cruise today, set a course to Starbase 1, all thrusters untill we clear all morings, then full impulse, then engage docking procedures

(Helm) aye sir, course ready

(T'Son) Let's see what's out there, engage!

EPISODE 008- STATE OF MIND PART 2

(Kinkade)Space, the final fountier, these are the voyages of the starship F-I-I, it's continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.

******IN THE OBERVATION LOUNGE OF THE USS. F-I-I*************

(T'Son) and I have concluded that admiral liu is dyeing due to a hypospray. The hypospray contained Zulegagonousios, a rare desease that after making the patient insaine, kills the patient in 2 hours

(Kinkade) how long does she have to live?

(T'Son) a matter of minutes

(Phaze) and have you any hypothesis who gave it to her?

(T'Son) the injection took place 2 days ago and admiral liu was on starbase 12, no inruders were reported, someone is covertly killing admirals, Admiral Barthomew and Admrial Jarof` are also victems. All admirals are instruceted to were this *puts a camera device on Phaze and Kinkade's uniform* it is small and unnoticable

(Link) starfleet has just issued a fleet wide yellow alert

(Kinkade) well then, we must wait

(Falcore) CMO to obervation room

(Kinkade) go ahead docter

(Falcore) Admiral Alice Liu has died on stardate 50002.5 at 1300 hours

(MJP) I know my job, consol Ensign Jane Liu

(Kinkade) yes

(T'Son) her loss will be hard for starfleet

(Link) also t'son, you have a communice from Admrial Liu, it was giving you a promotion

(phaze) play it in here

(Liu) T'Son, due to your preformences I am promting you to the rank of captain. Also on a personal note, I apologize for those times I have not been, well, exactly kind to you. I have reservations about working with Vulcans and it is my regret that I have unleashed that on you. I wish you the best. Liu Out

(Phaze) congratulations T'Son

(MJP) how amazing, admiral liu apologizing?

(Kinkade) well, take this to the lab and examine it, we may be able to make out a perpetrater.

(Phaze) it would appear that we have a problem in starfleet once again.

(T'Son) Well we shall get through it

(Kinkade) I sure hope your right Captain, I sure do hope you're right.

(T'Son) My tour of deuty on the royale has been postponed as starfleet checks out if I should get a better class of ship like an akira.

(Phaze) well best of luck to you, and to starfleet

EPSIODE 007- STATE OF MIND PART I

(Kinkade) Space, the final frountier, these are the voyages of the starship F-I-I, it's continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civiliztions, to boldly go where no one has gone before.

******USS. ROYALE**********

(Ops) sir, the omega particle has exploded

(T'Son) an danger from our current position?

(Ops) no sir, and sir, our warp fields should be distrted now due to the omega particle's distruction but warp fields are still in tact but I am reading power losses!

(Tactical) confremed, warp core power down

(T'Son) Helm, warp 5 any heading ENGAGE

(Helm) aye sir, engaged

(T'Son) report?

(Ops) no change

(T'Son) yellow alert, plot course to nearest starbase warp 9, send out a hail to the station

(Tactical) sir, receving

(computer) WARNING, EVACUATE BRIDGE, DECK ONE LIFE SUPPORT FAILURE IN 30 SECONDS

(T'Son) begin emergency evac, we will meet in the tertiary bridge, computer not in log that command was transfered to the battle bridge at 08:00

(Tacticle) sir, battle bridge reading show power flux has stopped

******ON THE USS. F-I-I**********

(Link) sir, getting a strange message from starfleet

(Kinkade) on screen

(Admiral Liu) Hello admiral, I just distroyed the omega particle

(Kinkade) mute viewer

(Phaze) Not that sorry excuse for an admiral who made me RETAKE my 2nd year in the academy!

(Kinkade) apparently so, distroyed the omega particle?

(Phaze) Prehaps admiral liu liued it LOL get it lost it liued it?

(Kinkade) If I ever understand your humer releave me of command and march me right to sickbay

(Phaze) *stifles a laugh*

(Kinkade) DO YOU FIND THAT FUNNY?!

(Phaze) no sir not at all

(Link) sir, the USS. Royale was near the omega particle, they are on an intercept course with us

(Kain) The Royale is in visual range

(Link) we are being hailed

(Kinkade) on screen

(T'Son) You know who I am. Well anyway, I have very intresting readings here, we had a power loss but we are now back up although the bridge lost life support

(Phaze) and....

(T'Son) and a federation starship distroyed it, it was an excelsior class, admiral's ship the USS. I_Will_have_your_head_if_you_don't_do_as_I_say, admiral liu's ship

(Phaze) lol, funny name, I'll shut up now!

(T'Son) anyway, you have orders from starfleet to take admiral Liu into custudy for charges of insanity, it would appear our admiral is now a loon lol

(Phaze) YES WAAAAAAHOOOOOOOO! I'll bring the fish and beer

(Kinkade) something drove her to insanity, but what?

******TO BE CONTINUED*******

EPISODE 006- THE RETURN OF THE UNWANTED

(Kinkade)Space, the final frountier, these are the voyages of the starship F-I-I, it's continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before

(Link) Sir, Emergancy signal from starbase, we are to leave imediately to defend Earth, the dominion are on an intercept course!

(Kinkade) RED ALERT, ensign, take us out FULL impulse power, T'Son take ops

(Kain) Sir, regulations....

(Kinkade) I know, thruseters only, this is an emergency

(Kain) sir, the space doors are jammed

(Kinkade) Arm Phasers

(Phaze) sir?!

(Link) armed sir

(Kinkade) make a hole in space door, just enough for us to get through

(Link) aye sir, firing

(Kain) I can get you through that, all trusters FIRING, we have cleared spacedoors sir

(T'Son) Very Inresting Menuver sir

(Link) sir, incoming Dominion warships, 100, and sir, the Earth defence fleet is not up, they want us to take care of it

(Link) 100!? to 1???

(T'Son) we can do it, the design gives us alot of weapons, Mr. Link, you might want to not count on that coffie break

(Link) har har, vulcan humer

(Kinkade) arm all torpedo bays with transphasic torpedos

(Link) aye sir, sir the dominion are firing

(Kinkade) Raise back up shields when needed

(Link) aye sir

(Kinkade) arm 100 of the foward torpedo bays and FIRE!

(Link) aye sir, torpedo's away!

(T'Son) all targets distroyed but sensors indicating temporal flux

(Kain) It is on a million km off the starboard bow, sir we are being sucked in

(Kinkade) Yellow Alert, helm reverse impulse power

(Kain) no effect sir

(Kinkade) Reverse Warp facter 9!

(Kain) no effect

(Kinkade) Reverse TRANSWARP facter 3!

(Kain) aye sir, no effect

(T'Son) sir it has dissapered

(Phaze) how strange is that

(T'Son) very strange, our torpedos must have detonated....

(Phaze) sir, a vessel is emerging from where the flux used to be, Excelsior class, registry N C C - 1 7 0 1 - B!

(T'Son) My word, the excelsior class Enterprise!

(Phaze) Sir, we must send them back to their time

(Kinkade) Hailing frequencies Mr. Link

(Link) open

(Kinkade) this is Admiral Kinkade of the Federation starship F-I-I

(Sulu) this is captain sulu of the federation starship Enterprise

(T'Son) the legendary sulu

(Kinkade) sulu, you have been somehow brought here to us in the 24th century.

(Sulu) 24th Century?!

(Phaze) yes, the 24th century

(T'Son) sir, if we fire 18 photon torpedos simultainiously at the same spot the flux appeartd which I estimate is a weak phaze point in space, we can send them back

(Kinkade) make it so, Mr. Sulu, you should see a rift soon, please enter it

(Sulu) aye admiral

(Link) torpedo's away

(T'Son) sir the rift is open......

*5 minutes later*

(T'Son) the domion ships have been distroyed

(Phaze) well, lets go back to starbase, too bad nothing intresting happed like a flux wave that happen because of torpedo detonation brought back the enterprise B

(T'Son) sir, you have a hilarious imagination

(Phaze) that I do have T'Son, that I do have

EPISODE 005- UNDERCOVER PART II

(Kinkade) Space, the final frountier, these are the voyages of the starship F-I-I, it's contintuing mission, to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before.

(Kinkade)You have the F-I-I Phaze. I'll be helping T'Son with the investigation.

(Phaze) aye sir, I can't stand refits though, I will be on a date!

(Kain) again sir?

(Kinkade) you must be our new helmsmen, Kain

(Kain) correct sir

(Phaze) Kain, mind your station

(Kain) aye sir

*ON EARTH*

(Kinkade) T'Son, great to see you again

(T'Son) Computer show time index 3-5-05 of president's office

(Kinkade) T'Son, oh I see hello

(T'Son) hello sir, I think the President is in on this, somehow

(Computer) access denied, you may override with correct code

(Kinkade) well, I guess you can't get in

(T'Son) Just watch sir, computer code 61620

(Computer) code confermed *kinkade looks at T'Son*

(T'Son) Please don't ask sir, the information on the job that taught me how to do this is classified

(Kinkade) Fine, WOW, would you look at that!

(T'Son) Computer, freeze program

(Kinkade) Man I am hungry, I'm going to Repla-Food

(T'Son) Sir, you can't be thinking...

(Kinkade wispering) we are being monitered

(T'Son) Ok sir, have fun *telepathically receives instructions from kinkade*

*Kinkade leaves*

(T'Son) *Taps communicater* Mr. President, please report to the computer room

*President walk in*

(President) I am here, with your good friend, Kinkade. Now, I suggest you cooperate

(T'Son) By the power vested in me by the federation council, persuient to article 24, I hereby place you underarrest for sabatoge, espeanonge, unauthorized computer shut down, perjury, threating 2 federation officers, and damage to federation property.

(President) Really? You and what army?

(Phaze) This army *points a phaser at the president* Mr. Link, remove the president's weapon.

(Link) aye sir *takes weapon*

(Phaze) Now, let go of kinkade or I'll take you by force *presiddent lets go of kinkade*. Now, link, you heard T'Son, Cuff him

(T'Son) "Cuff Him?"

(Phaze) I'll tell you later T'Son and good to see you again

(T'Son) It's good to see you too and Mr. Link, please notify the council of this event

(Link) of course

(Phaze) Just wait untill the media hears about this

(T'Son) actually sir, we don't have to wait *points to door* *reporter run in* Mr. President, T'Son, Kinkade, Phaze, Link, any comments?!

(T'Son) That would be, as humans say, our "que" to get our of here *taps communicater* T'Son to Royale, 4 to beam up....Energize on my mark

(Kinkade) securit can take care of the president, I've allways wanted to see the bridge of a sabre class starship.

(T'Son) well sir, you are about to see one, transporter room, beam us directly to the bridge..... energize!