When the crew of the Enterprise prepared Krudge's cruiser aka "The Bounty" for their trip back home, Mr Scott quite candidly proclaimed the Klingon ration packs as having given him a "sour stomach". Obviously the crew should have liked to have made many further modifications to the ship on Vulcan in order to make it a little more comfortable by Human standards.

I wonder though, did you think Uhura needed to make a few mods to the loo? I can only imagine what the loos were like on that ship ... stinking!I never thought of Krudge and his crew as being the kind that had a clip on (or kling-on, lol) blue rim block on the side of the bowl. A wee bit of bleach, a wee furry seat cover and a few Home and Garden magazines in a rack beside some pink ultra soft Wipey-Wipe roll would have cheered it up rightly i'm sure.

What other mdocifications would you make if you had to fly home on a Kilingon cruiser? A more confy matress? A wee lick of magnolia paint and a few throws??

I try not to think of one's bathroom habits, be they Klingon, Human or what ever.

The Klingon ships didn't seem messy so I wonder if they are self-cleaning like the Federation's ships are. If that's the case then the bathrooms should be fine. If not, then I pity poor Uhura because we all know how badly men aim whether they be human or Klingon or whatever.

Good for you. You must be a better person than I. Pure. Proper.

Well, we know from Reunification that Birds of Prey didn't have mattresses either.

Ah bathroom humor, what a concept.

Maybe the lack of facilities is what makes Klingons so grouchy.

I would suggest quilted Charmin for a starter!

The Klingon food packs probably would be problematic. However, maybe there were daily rations of Klingon Bloodwine!

Vulcan loos would probably be immaculate. Super fresh. I think you would have to pay to use a Ferengi toilet - i slip of Litinum per sheet.

Is this a paraplegic Bolian ,with one arm and a lazy eye, disco dancing?

Are you saying that men are incapable of hitting what we aim for? I don't know about the other guys here, but I always hit where I am aiming, I just don't always remember to aim in the first place, lol.

It has nothing to do with aim. It is a matter of physics. When a concentrated stream of liquid hits a sitting body of liquid there is going to be splatter. It's that simple.