CHOOSE 3 PEOPLE, THEN FROM THIS LIST CHOOSE TWO PUNISHMENTS:


SWAB THE DECK
SHOT FROM A CANNON

DUNKED HEAD FIRST IN A BARREL OF RUM

ALSO CAN WALK THE PLANK

HUNG FROM THE YARDARM

DRAGGED IN A DINGY

BOGGLED

DRAWN AND QUARTERED, EEWW!

HUNG OVER THE SIDE BY HIS FEET

TIED TO A MAST

OR ANYOTHER NASTY PUNISHMENT YOU CAN THINK OF TO ADD TO THE LIST...........

3RD PERSON IS ALWAYS TO WALK THE PLANK

O.K.

My three people will be :

ALTEREGO

WEAREBORG

FENRIZ

swab
dunk
shot

Kim
Jeanway
WEAREBORG4102

WEARBORG OVER THE SIDE BY HIS ANKLES, I LIKE TO WATCH THE WAVES SLAPPING HIM IN THE FACE

HARRY HEAD FIRST IN THE RUM, JUST FOR A COUPLE MINUTES, HE STAGGERS REAL NICE ESPECIALLY ON A ROLLING DECK

TIE MYSELF TO THE MAST BUT MAKE THE KNOTS LOOSE




CAPT. JON-LUC PICARD

ILIKESEVEN

AMBASSADOR TINADOLL

who's next?
Jeanway?

I just went, it your turn!!! Look, already we're arguing

WAB
ATina
Jean
.
.
.
WAB - "Black dot" *gasp*
ATina - Swab the deck of the current President...
Jean - Off the plank... (don't worry, I'll beam you back...)

VBG
AE
BC (BaldChick)

Rum-VBG
AE-Walk the Plank
BC-hang her off the port bow...

fenrix
smurfboy
tina

fenrix-give him rum

smurfboy-swab

tina-make a bloody abmiral

(as for Wereborg and Kim ..beware of the black dot!)

jeanway
RC
Angelic

jean gets the rum..
RC gets the waves slapping against her hair...
Angelic-swabbing the deck

barry
Ilikeseven
AE

Since i am captain of my vessel

Everyone overboard!

Jack Sparrow
Red beard
Yellow beard

Jack gets hung overboard
red and yellow get the rum....

EJP
Edmcgon
Master_q

::Saves jack from oblivian::

::Chucks the Conservatives over the deck...No room for them in Her Navy::

WHO SAID YOU WERE CAPTAIN?????

I still don't know what a black dot is...
I know a white dot is >>> . <<<
LOOK IT IS A WHITE DOT!^

HEY, HEY, HEY, NO BANDWAGONING!!!GET BACK TO THE GAME DAMN IT!!!


AND IT FENRIZZZZZZZZZ NOT FENRIXXXXXX WAB!!!!

Make them take sensitivity training and then knits sweaters for every Romulan alive
Make them dance a jig on the deck for the enjoyment of the crew
Make them walk the plank because they're about as interesting as a sack of dead fish in the first place

a Munchkin
an Oompa Loompa
Harrison Ford on a unicycle

give the oopma loompa rum
tie the munchkin to a mast
Harrison Ford walks the plank

WHO NEXT??? PLUS GIVE ME MORE THAN ONE LINE IN ADVENTURES OF STF!!!

who's next?

You didn't leave any choices, again WAB, you want me to ban you from this game? Your supposed to leave 3 choices, not just ask who's next, that's just stupid. And who the heck is oompa loompa anyway?




I 'm going to leave 3 for the girls and 3 for the guys:


Chris Farrell

Woody Allen

nik


Tina Turner

Shakira

Ensign Ro

EVERYONE OFF MY SHIP!

Chris Farrel, contributing editor for Business Week? He has to go below deck and count the gold.

Woody Allen? He has to clean up after the parrot.

nik? Darn.... I guess he falls into the drink.



Marco Polo
Cortez
Ferdinand Magellan

marco polo rows the lifeboat,

cortez catches a nasty sea-ilnes

Ferdinand is tied to with jeanway and are pushed together in to the wetside of MY SHIP!!!

add 3 Scurrvy dog!

BUSH

SADAM

OSAMA

COMMODORE JEANWAY, FRUSRTATED BY NIK'S LAST RESPONSE, TIES THE BLOAK TO THE MAST AND SIT'S THE PARROT ON HIS HEAD COVERED WITH PARROT FOOD............ :: CLEANS OF PALMS AND WALKS AWAY:: THAT'LL TEACH 'M,


CHASES FERDINAND DOWN THE SLIPPERY DECK, WHEN HE TAKES A HEADER TRYING TO JUMP A BARREL OF RUM. UNCONCIOUS NOW JEANWAY DRAGS HIM, FEET FIRST AND SWABS THE DECK WITH HIS LONG TRESSES

STEALS CORTEZ'S METAL HELMET. DUNKS IT IN THE RUM BARREL AND POURS IT ALL OVER HIM, THEN SETS THE DOGS ON HIM, WHICH IN HIS ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE, RUNS RIGHT OFF THE PLANK, ALL BY HIMSELF


MARCO POLO, JUST GETS TOSSED OVER THE SIDE FOR STARTING THAT STUPID WATER GAME.


ALTEREGO

RIKER CHICK, B. C. , NOW

VBG

Abmiral Tinadoll

Gives Commodore Jeanway a time out

REFUSES TIMEOUT, HURLS TINA OVER THE SIDE INTO DINGY DRAGS HER BEHIND THE SHIP FOR TWO WEEKS WITHOUT FOOD OR WATER :: YELLS TO TINA:: 'EVERYTHING OK BACK THERE?? GETTING A BIT HUNGRY, YOU MUTINEERESS!!!!' WE'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT!!!!

..::Gets pulled onto her own ship the HMS Enterprize..Which opens fire on Jean way::


THATS NO WAY TO TREAT AN AMBASSADOR!!!

IF IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR CAPTAIN BLY, IT'S CERTAINLY GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, YOU, YOU, TURNCOAT YOU!! ::TURNS CANNON ON ENTERPRISE, LIGHTS FUSE:: BOOM!! WEAREBORG GOES FLYING THROUGH THE AIR AND LANDS RIGHT ON TOP OFF TINADOLL, KNOCKING HER OUT:: THAT'LL TEACH HER TO MESS WITH JEANWAY

THATS IT::tosses wereborg off into the deep Blue::

::orders Fen to be hung from the rafters after a serious flogging::




FIRE CANNONS!

:comes between the two ships wich are fireing on eachother:

:raises the peaceflagg:

:shouts: "Girls do not fight over me, you can have me both!!!"

::boards Sevens Ship and kills his crew::

:: LEANS OVER THE SIDE, SCOOPS FEN OUT OF THE WATER:: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS :: SHAKES FIST AT TINA:: NOBODY MESSES WITH MY MAN AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!! GIVES ORDERS TO LOAD AND FIRE ALL SIX CANNONS AT THE PORTSIDE OF ENTERPRISE, FIRE!!!!! BOOM, BOOM, BOOM,BOOM, BOOM, BOMM, RELOAD!!!!! DECK HANDS SCRAMBLE TO RELOAD. YELLS THROUGH MEGAPHONE, " YOUR GOIN DOWN, LADY, MMMWWAAAHHHAAAA!!!!" TAKES ONE LAST SHOT AT SOME IDIOT IN A DINGY, LOOKS STRANGELY LIKE SOME DUTCH GUY I HEARD IS ROAMING HERE ABOUTS, BOOM

::is already far away from Jeanways ship and flips her off as she sails into the sunset::

::Wakes up for a weard dream about two ships captaind by two beatifull woman who were fighting over him, one woman could not get him so she cilled him.::

::looks left and sees tinadoll sleeping nice::

::looks right and sees jeanway sleeping nice::

:: Hugs his two woman in feels relaxed again::

(oh Jean are we going to let him get away with that)

TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY, I'LL GET YOU YET

LEANS OVER THE SIDE AND SCOOPS ILIKESEVEN OUT OF THE WATER, HIS LITTLE DINGY BLASTED TO BITS FLOATS ALL AROUND HIM. YOU OK MATE? THROWS HIS SORRY BUTT IN THE BRIG FOR INTERFERRING WITH BATTLE PLANS. JEANWAY HUGS FEN AND WATCHES THE SUN GO DOWN OVER THE HORIZON. MEANWHILE ILIKESEVEN IS FURIOUSLY TRYING TO ESCAPE HIS CAGE, PLOTS MUTINY IN HIS HEAD.



CAN WE ALL GET BACK TO THE GAME NOW? PLEASE!!!!!

::: drinks her rum:::

Idon't care..as long as i get to throw people overboard

:: TUCKS FEN INTO HIS BUNK, THEN SITS ON THE AFT DECK, SIPPING HER MUG OF EARL GRAY, WATCHING 'H.M.S. ENTERPIZE' OFF ON THE HORIZON:: HMM, LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE PARTYING OVER THERE, SHE THINKS, IDIOTS! SHE'S NOT GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THAT. 'U.S.S. ENTERPRISE', WILL BEAT THAT SCURVY BUNCH YET! BUNCH OF DRUNKS CAN'T BEAT US!!!!

::has several of her crew scrub the deck as she flipps jean off again::

:: LOOKS THROUGH SPYGLASSES AND SEES TINA DOING SOMETHING STRANGE WITH HER FINGER, PICKING HER NOSE , PERHAPS?::

ahem/...SHOVE IT CAPTAIN !


More RUM

AH YES, THAT'S WHAT I SEE YOU DOING, THAT'S FOR THE CLARIFICATION UP YOURS TINA!!!!

right back at ya

Non-cool icon person

NA NA NA NA NA NA, ::DANCES THE JIG::

JUST KEEP SWILLING DOWN THAT RUM, I WANT YOU NICE AND HUNG-OVER FOR OUR NEXT BATTLE

::stops drinking her rum because she knows when to stop::


I'll see you around Jeanriz

I CERTAINLY HOPE SO, MI AMIGA, NO HARM, NOW FOUL, ALL IN FUN.



:: LIGHTS LANTERN IN CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS, STUDIES STAR CHARTS, PLANNING NEXT ASSAULT ON H.M.S. ENTERPRIZE. LOOKS OVER AT FEN SNORING IN HIS BUNK.::


BACK TO THE GAME NOW?

ILIKESEVEN, { REMEMBER HE'S IN THE BRIG }

NIK

ALTEREGO

ILIKESEVEN, { REMEMBER HE'S IN THE BRIG }_-- He can staythere

NIK-is ok ..weird but gives him some rum

ALTEREGO -Plank


::studies her maps of the HMS What ever,as she gets her first mate Drago to look at Star charts::


Drago
Bones88
Vulcanwilli

:: LISTENS TO ILIKESEVEN DRAGGING HIS METAL CUP ACROSS THE BARS AND YELLING, " LET ME OUT OF HERE YOU BUNCH OF HEATHENS!!!" :: CHUCKLES TO HERSELF:: IDIOT!

THROWS BONES88 INTO THE BRIG WITH ILIKESEN, LET HIM LISTEN TO HIS YAMMERING FOR A WHILE, THAT'S PUNISHMENT ENOUGH.


HANGS DRAGO FROM THE YARDARM UPSIDE DOWN AND SLAPS HIM IN THE FACE REPEATEDLY WITH A DEAD FISH FOR BEING A TRAITOR, THEN GIVES HIM THE 'BLACK DOT'

NUDGES VULCANWILLI OFF THE PLANK WITH A SABER, HE FLINGS HIMSELF INTO THE OCEAN CRYING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL, AS THE SHARKS CIRCLE HIS FLAILING CARCASS


TINADOLL

NEMESIS

WEAREBORG