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i dont condone the the flying of shuttle crafts wile drunk or plants s

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ok so this is from a fanfiction by By Charmega/Lugia42 i loved it and had to share :superhappy:

 

 

When we pulled into Argoport, in need of R & R,

The crew set out investigating every joint and bar,

We had high expectations of their hospitality,

Too bad they weren't geared to handle spacer-types like we...

 

And we're banned from Argo, every one,

Banned from Argo just for having a little fun,

We spent a jolly shore leave there of just three days, no more,

But Argo doesn't want us anymore!

 

Our Captain's tastes are simple but his methods are complex,

We found him with five partners, each of a different world and sex,

The shore police were coming, and we had no second chance,

We beamed him up in the nick of time, with the remnants of his pants

 

“And we're banned from Argo, every one,

Banned from Argo just for having a little fun,

We spent a jolly shore leave there of just three days, no more,

But Argo doesn't want us anymore!

 

Our proper, cool First Officer got drunk on something green,

And crawled into an alley, where he suffered things obscene.

He sobered up in sickbay, and is none the worse for wear,

Except he somehow taught the ship's computer how to swear.”

 

“ And we're banned from Argo, every one,

Banned from Argo just for having a little fun,

We spent a jolly shore leave there of just three days, no more,

But Argo doesn't want us anymore!

 

Our Doctor loves humanity, his private life is quiet;

He got himself arrested for inciting whores to riot.

We found him in the city jail, locked on and beamed him free,

Intact except for hickeys, and six kinds of V.D!”

 

“ And we're banned from Argo, every one,

Banned from Argo just for having a little fun,

We spent a jolly shore leave there of just three days, no more,

But Argo doesn't want us anymore!

 

Our lady of Communications won a ship-wide bet,

By hacking into the planet's main communications net;

Now every time you call someone on an Argo tele-screen,

The flesh is there, but the clothes they wear are nowhere to be seen!

 

And we're banned from Argo, every one,

Banned from Argo just for having a little fun,

We spent a jolly shore leave there of just three days, no more,

But Argo doesn't want us anymore!

 

Our Helmsman loves exotic plants, and the plants all love him too;

He brought some down on leave with him, and we wondered what they'd do,

The planetary governor called and swore upon his life

That a gang of plants entwined his house, and then seduced his wife.”

 

“And we're banned from Argo, every one,

Banned from Argo just for having a little fun,

We spent a jolly shore leave there of just three days, no more,

But Argo doesn't want us anymore!

 

Our Engineer, he yields to none in putting down the brew,

He outdrank seven Space Marines and a demolitions crew,

Our Navigator didn't win, but he out-drank almost all,

And that's why there's a shuttlecraft on the roof of City Hall!”

 

“And we're banned from Argo, every one,

Banned from Argo just for having a little fun,

We spent a jolly shore leave there of just three days, no more,

But Argo doesn't want us anymore!

 

Our Chief Nurse disappeared a while in the local dope bazaar,

Buying an odd green potion guaranteed to cause pon farr;

She came home with no uniform, and a smile in her heart,

And a painful way of walking with her feet a yard apart.”

 

“And we're banned from Argo, every one,

Banned from Argo just for having a little fun,

We spent a jolly shore leave there of just three days, no more,

But Argo doesn't want us anymore!

 

A gang of pirates landed there, but no-one seemed to care;

They stomped into the nearest bar to announce that they were there.

But half our crew was sitting there, and invited them to play,

The pirates slowly looked at us, and turned, and ran away!

 

Oh, we are Starfleet's finest, and our record is our pride,

And when we play we tend to leave a trail a mile wide.

We're sorry 'bout the wreckage and the riots and the fuss;

At least we know that Argo won't be quick forgetting us!

 

And we're banned from Argo, every one,

Banned from Argo just for having a little fun,

We spent a jolly shore leave there of just three days, no more,

But Argo doesn't want us anymore!”

Edited by Android girl

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