DrWho42 13 Posted August 16, 2004 (edited) I'll give out a few... "I am not a number. I am a person." -No.6 Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. By the time we've finished with him, he won't know whether he's Number Six or the cube root of infinity! The worst fear of all is the fear of the unknown working on you, which you cannot share with others. To me, that's the most nightmarish of the stimuli. Anything that comes from the voice of either Rod Serling and/or the Control Voice... Click For Spoiler Edited August 16, 2004 by drwho42 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tal 0 Posted August 16, 2004 Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off-The Italien Job Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted August 16, 2004 "I voted agains the 87 billion dollars before I voted against it.." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eris_IV 0 Posted August 19, 2004 Some One-liners...... (1) My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't! (2) I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. (3) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. (4) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. (5) Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. (6) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. (7) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. (8) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. (9) Quoting one is plagiarism; quoting many is research. (10) I'm not a complete idiot -- some parts are missing. (11) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. (12) NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. (13) God must love stupid people; he made so many. (14) The gene pool could use a little chlorine. (15) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you. (16) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. (17) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? (18) MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team. (19) Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! (20) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. (21) Procrastinate Now! (22) My Dog Can Lick Anyone (23) I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? (24) FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software. (25) A hangover is the wrath of grapes. (26) A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. (27) STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere! (28) They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. (29) He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. (30) A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. (31) HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. (32) The trouble with life is there's no background music. (33) The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaleman 0 Posted August 20, 2004 Good ones Eris, especially that last one . Here are my favorites: Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the former - Albert Einstien. <---- so true it's scary Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth - Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. <---- definately my all time favorite It is difficult to answer when one does not understand the question. - Sarek <---- Hehehe, yup. "The butt you kick today, maybe the butt you need to kiss tomorow." Unknown. <---- Wish i knew this one in middle school :P And last but not least; J. O'Neil *while looking outside of the scout ship at earth as the asteroid nears collision*: "Carter, i can see my house!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gotabite 0 Posted August 20, 2004 (edited) Some of my favorite quotes: " There but for the grace of God go I." "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." "Think not that you can direct the course of Love. For Love, if it finds you worthy directs your course." "Pleasure is a freedom song. But it's not freedom." Edited August 20, 2004 by Gotabite Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Airies 0 Posted August 20, 2004 "I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginnng and the End, the First and the Last."......Jesus...Book of Revelation chapter 22 verse 13 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted August 29, 2004 When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men! Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers. Pray for power equal to your tasks. - Phillips Brooks Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi " Life is replete with comedy, drama, horror, suspense, tragedy, romance, mystery, fantasy and a good dose of fiction. While at times the plot may seem to be lacking, the special effects alone are well worth the price of admission." --- Derek R. Audette Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted August 31, 2004 Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. - Robert Orben Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VaBeachGuy 12 Posted August 31, 2004 "Football is Life, That is the order of things." - VBG 8/31/04 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabri 0 Posted August 31, 2004 Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -Albert Einstein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted August 31, 2004 "Football is Life, That is the order of things." - VBG 8/31/04 258014[/snapback] LMAO yeah in a PM to me. I will not say football is life and you can't make me. :unsure: :wink1: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VaBeachGuy 12 Posted August 31, 2004 "Football is Life, That is the order of things." - VBG 8/31/04 258014[/snapback] LMAO yeah in a PM to me. I will not say football is life and you can't make me. :wink1: 258026[/snapback] You just did... :unsure: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted August 31, 2004 "Football is Life, That is the order of things." - VBG 8/31/04 258014[/snapback] LMAO yeah in a PM to me. :unsure: I will not say football is life and you can't make me. :blink: :wink1: 258026[/snapback] You just did... 258027[/snapback] Aw phooey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabri 0 Posted August 31, 2004 For VBG: "By Gad, sir, you are a character. There's never any telling what you'll say or do next, except that it's bound to be something astonishing." -Kasper Gutman, The Maltese Falcon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BakulaBabe 2 Posted August 31, 2004 "Whoever undertakes to set himself up as judge in the field of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods." Albert Einstein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted August 31, 2004 She hissed so hard that she fell off the window sill. Down she went, hissing all the way. - Gabri, talking about her cat hissing at another cat outside the window Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odie 0 Posted August 31, 2004 I am not one who was born in the possession of knowledge; I am one who is fond of antiquity, and earnest in seeking it there. - The Confucian Analects Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted August 31, 2004 Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts. ~ Author Unknown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Airies 0 Posted August 31, 2004 We're gonna need a bigger boat.....Sheriff Body..."Jaws" Very cute pics of the family RC! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BakulaBabe 2 Posted September 1, 2004 "An eye for an eye and tooth for a tooth only leaves the world toothless and blind". Ghandi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted September 3, 2004 Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. --Robert A. Heinlein A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says afterward is the beginning of a new argument. You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R. -Dennis Miller And whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it? ^ OMG I love that one since I have a lisp. :lol: I’m on two diets at the moment because you don’t get enough to eat with one. The Internet is a great way to get on the Net. --Bob Dole Draw a crazy picture Write a nutty poem Sing a mumble-gumble song Whistle through your comb Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before. --Shel Silverstien "I'm gonna live forever, or die trying." - Joseph Heller "I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I must be perfect!" "Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate.". "When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't know how to spell anonymous" -unknown You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter." "I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose" I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility! My mind is like a bad neighborhood. You don't want to go there alone, and everyone's out to get you. Suburbia - where they cut down trees and name streets after them What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things. Unknown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted September 3, 2004 LOL some of those are funny :lol: Here is my qoute.. Religion is for people afraid of going to hell....spirituality is for people who have been there!!!!...ME Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabri 0 Posted September 3, 2004 Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. -Quentin Crisp Free speech is intended to protect the controversial and even outrageous word; and not just comforting platitudes too mundane to need protection. -General Colin Powell 'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt. -Samuel Johnson No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend until he is unhappy. -Thomas Fuller Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. -Hannah Arendt Trouble is part of your life -- if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough. -Dinah Shore How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? -Charles De Gaulle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted December 24, 2004 Samuel L. Jackson to George Lucas when asked if he was serious about wanting to be in Star Wars... "Yeah, sure! You can make me a stormtrooper if you want, I don't care. As long as I know I'm in the movie, I don't care if anybody else knows or not." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted December 24, 2004 (edited) "I'm a surgeon, not a bricklayer!" -McCoy talking about the Horta Edited December 24, 2004 by WEAREBORG4102 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrWho42 13 Posted December 24, 2004 Power Through Obscurity. I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by. The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. I'm what you'd call a teleological existential atheist. I believe that there's an intelligence to the universe with the exception of certain parts of New Jersey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WEAREBORG4102 0 Posted December 24, 2004 "640K ought to be enough for anybody." -- Bill Gates, 1981 "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." --Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BakulaBabe 2 Posted December 24, 2004 LOL some of those are funny Here is my qoute.. Religion is for people afraid of going to hell....spirituality is for people who have been there!!!!...ME 259411[/snapback] I love it, hangon! :thumbup: Now for mine... "Changing yourself is the first step in changing the world" (made it up all by myself - you can probably tell ) "Whoever undertakes to set himself up as judge in the field of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods". Albert Einstein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
