What are you favorite DS9 quotes?

[Madam Captain 0]

So what are your favorite DS9 quotes??

I have only seen four seasons of DS9 but I already have some favorite quotes from the show. Here they are:

 

Jadzia (talking to Sisko about Dr McCoy): I had the feeling he would become a doctor. He had the hands of a surgeon (Trials and Tribble-lations)

 

Sisko (to Julian): Don't apologise, its been the high point of my day. Don't do it again! (Cardassians)

 

Garak: I must say Doctor, Major Kira is certainly throwing herself into the role (Our Man Bashir)

 

Odo: I always investigate Quark (I can't remember which episode this is from)

 

Quark: The three of us and millions of primative humans. I like those odds (Little Green Men)

 

Kira: I broke my nose! (Past Tense)

 

I can't think of anymore right now. Feel free to add your own favorite quotes.

 

Madam Captain out!!

[Indy 8]

"Savor the fruit of life, my young friends. It has a sweet taste when it's fresh from the vine. But don't live too long...the taste turns bitter...after a time."

 

(Kor - Once More Unto the Breach)

[Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1]

Worf, "Report!"

 

Hemsman, "Shields are done, main power's offline and our weapons are gone!"

 

Worf, "Perhaps today is a good day to die! Prepare for ramming speed!"

 

Hemsman, "Sir, there's another starship coming in..."

 

Worf - :o

 

Hemsman, "It's the Enterprise!"

 

OK, not from DS9, but Worf on the Defiant, so close enough. :o

[LadyNarana 0]

Dukat: "Major, it appears our lives have become intertwined." (not exact)

Kira: "That really pleases you, doesn't it, Dukat?"

Dukat: "Major, it gives me reason to live."

 

Garak to Bashir. "Just plain, simple Garak."

 

Garak: "My dear Doctor, they were all true."

Bashir: "Even the lies?"

Garak: "Especially the lies."

 

(Someone) to Quark about Odo: "But you're his greatest enemy!"

Quark: "I guess that's the closest thing he has to a friend."

 

Kira speaking to Bashir about her pregnancy: "This is all your fault!"

 

Rom, yelling in the corridor. "Leeeeeeeetaaaaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiit!"

(I also love Chase M's imitation of it. )

 

(Robert Picardo) as he's boarding the transport at the end of "Doctor Bashir, I Presume": "Have you heard of an ancient text called the 'Kama Sutra?'"

 

Oh, man, there are so many. I'm going to have to check the wording on a few more.

[Madam Captain 0]

Dukat: "Major, it appears our lives have become intertwined." (not exact)

Kira:    "That really pleases you, doesn't it, Dukat?"

Dukat: "Major, it gives me reason to live."

 

Garak to Bashir.  "Just plain, simple Garak."

 

Garak: "My dear Doctor, they were all true."

Bashir: "Even the lies?"

Garak: "Especially the lies."

 

(Someone) to Quark about Odo: "But you're his greatest enemy!"

Quark: "I guess that's the closest thing he has to a friend."

 

Kira speaking to Bashir about her pregnancy: "This is all your fault!"

 

Rom, yelling in the corridor.  "Leeeeeeeetaaaaaaaaaaaa!  Waaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiit!"

(I also love Chase M's imitation of it. )

 

(Robert Picardo) as he's boarding the transport at the end of "Doctor Bashir, I Presume":  "Have you heard of an ancient text called the 'Kama Sutra?'"

 

Oh, man, there are so many.  I'm going to have to check the wording on a few more.

Here are some more great quotes:

 

Jadzia: Whoah!! Whats that? Is that a spider or a dog?

Kira: Its a Paluckoo. The Bajoran moons are full of them.

Jadzia: Oh I suppose you used to make them your pets and sing songs about them around the campfire.

Kira: No. We used to eat them (The Seige)

 

Julian: (looking at Jadzia's plant) In my expert medical opinion, I'd say.......it's sick(The Wire)

 

Garak: Really, Doctor...must we always play this game? I'm no more a spy than you are.........

 

Julian: A doctor (Cardassians)

 

I really, really like this one:

 

Kira (to Worf): I suppose your gods are less vague?

Worf: Our gods are dead. Ancient Klingon warriors slew them a millenium ago.

Kira: I guess I'll never understand Klingons.

O'Brien: Don't worry Major. Nobody does (whispered) They like it that way.

 

Madam Captain out!!

[hangon 3]

SISKO:"If your looking for your weapons they were removed in transport".

 

JEM'HADAR:"Even with out weapons we are more than a match for you".

 

WORF:"I would not be so certain about that"

 

QUOTES take from..."TO THE DEATH"..DS9

[Indy 8]

Miles and Julian are discussing the fate of Davy Crockett and Worf says:

 

"The only real question is whether you believe in the legend of Davy Crockett or not. If you do, then there should be no doubt in your mind that he died the death of a hero. If you do not believe in the legend, then he was just a man...and it doesn't matter how he died."

[VaBeachGuy 12]

Great Quotes

 

I love this sequence of lines lol.

[Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1]

Great Quotes

 

I love this sequence of lines lol.

Niiiiiiiiiiiice!

[Indy 8]

"My philosophy is that there is room for all philosophies on the station." ~ Benjamin Sisko

 

 

"The truth is usually an excuse for a lack of imagination." ~ Garak

[Madam Captain 0]

"My philosophy is that there is room for all philosophies on the station." ~ Benjamin Sisko

 

 

"The truth is usually an excuse for a lack of imagination." ~ Garak

Jem'Hadar (talking to Jadzia): How old are you?

 

Jadzia: I stopped counting after 300.

 

 

Jadzia: I know, I know, seat of the pants.

 

Kira: With your eyes leutenant, not your pants! (The Seige)

 

Madam Captain out!!

[Mirg 0]

My favorite quote is Jadzia to Worf "You'd be surprised what I can do in a pair of sized 18 boots"

[gul_nodrog 2]

Kira speaking to Zyal about her father, Gul Dukat: "We cannot judge people by what they say, only by what they do."

[Captain Holland 0]

My favorite is one of the Rules of Acquisition: "Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. Rule of Acquisition number 109."

[NordicBearskin 0]

Garak ~ 'Lying is a skill like any other. And if you want to maintain a level of excellence you must practise constantly.'

[arkady 0]

Well I'm not sure about this one but it's from Trials and Tribble-lations:

 

Bashir: Well lets see how you feel when you get home and find out that I've never existed

 

This one is from the niners episode I think, O'brien is talking about chewing gum and how it was infused with flavor

 

Bashir: What flavor did you infuse it with?

O'brien: Scotch

 

And finally from Our man Bashir

 

Garak: Kiss the girl get the key, they never taught me that in the obsidian order!

[hangon 3]

Great Quotes

 

I love this sequence of lines lol.

COOL MORE VIDS VBG!!!!!!

[Stewey 0]

Worf: "Death to the opposition!" - Take me out to the holosuite

[ILIKESEVEN 0]

lest see, o'brien and the Jem'hadar on a awaymission (forgot the episode name)

 

O'brien : my name is Miles o'brien, i am not dead, and i hope you guys will keep me alive too

 

 

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majorkiraheeftvolgensmijookeenllekkernatschachtje!!

[A l t e r E g o 9]

From: Emissary

 

Sisko to Quark: "You're a gambler Quark!"

 

Odo to Quark: "And a theif!"

 

[Madam Captain 0]

From: Emissary

 

Sisko to Quark: "You're a gambler Quark!"

 

Odo to Quark: "And a theif!"

 

Here are some more great DS9 quotes:

 

From Trials and Tribble-lations (in the turbolift)

 

Leuitenant: You're flaps open.

 

Julian: Mm??

 

Leuitenant: On your tricorder. You're draining power.

 

Julian: Oh! (closes the flap)

 

O'Brien: He's always doing that.

 

From Dr Bashir, I Presume:

 

Doctor Zimmerman is interviewing everyone about Julain:

 

Kira: Sometimes he just didn't know when to shut up!

 

Madam Captain out!!

[He Who Shall Not Be Named 2]

"It is a private matter. We don't talk about it."

 

Worf, Trials and Tribble-ations.

[kipfmueller 0]

"that man loves me, it's written all over his back."

[gdog243 0]

--Dr. Julian Bashir (After telling "The Boy who Cried Wolf"): The point is, if you lie all the time, nobody's going to believe you, even when you're telling the truth.

 

Elim Garak: Are you sure that's the point, doctor?

 

Dr. Julian Bashir: Of course. What else could it be?

 

Elim Garak: That you should never tell the same lie twice.

Improbable Cause

 

--Sisko: I'm not a writer, but if I were, I'd poke my head up once in a while and take a look around. It's life Jake, and you can miss it if you don't open your eyes.

The Visitor

 

--Worf: At the first sign of betrayal, I will kill him (Garak) but I promise to bring the body back intact.

 

Sisko: I hope that was a joke

 

Worf: We shall see

In Purgatory's Shadow

 

--Garak: Kiss the girl, get the key. They never taught us THAT in the Obsidian Order.

Our Man Bashir

 

--Garak: I seriously doubt the finance commitee would have me killed for refusing to pay my taxes

Improbable Cause

 

--The whole episode Improbable Cause. Best written dialouge in all of trek.

 

--Quark: You know what I like about klingon stories commander? Nothing. alot of people die, and nobody makes a profit.

Sword of Kahless

 

--I don't know the exact quote, (If someone else does please post it) but the dialouge between Garak and the Founder Female (When she proclaimed Cardassia was Dead) in "Broken Link." The look on Garak's face showed it all.

Edited February 18, 2004 by gdog243

[Indy 8]

--I don't know the exact quote, (If someone else does please post it) but the dialouge between Garak and the Founder Female (When she proclaimed Cardassia was Dead) in "Broken Link."  The look on Garak's face showed it all.

Female shapeshifter: "There were no Cardassian survivors."

 

Garak: "You mean they're all dead?"

 

Female shapeshifter: "They're dead, you're dead, Cardassia is dead. Your people were doomed the moment they attacked us. I believe that answers your question."

 

Garak: "It's been a pleasure meeting you."

 

Is that the one?

[gdog243 0]

--I don't know the exact quote, (If someone else does please post it) but the dialouge between Garak and the Founder Female (When she proclaimed Cardassia was Dead) in "Broken Link."  The look on Garak's face showed it all.

Female shapeshifter: "There were no Cardassian survivors."

 

Garak: "You mean they're all dead?"

 

Female shapeshifter: "They're dead, you're dead, Cardassia is dead. Your people were doomed the moment they attacked us. I believe that answers your question."

 

Garak: "It's been a pleasure meeting you."

 

Is that the one?

Yes, thanks Indy

 

It's a very underrated quote, and really did affect the direction the series was about to go in.

[gul_nodrog 2]

I can't remember the Quark's exact wording, but he and Garak are talking at the bar and Quark is going on and on about how "I'm a people person. I enjoy talking to my customers, just like you and I are talking right now."

 

Garak says: "I can see the attraction .... for you."

[VaBeachGuy 12]

I can't remember the Quark's exact wording, but he and Garak are talking at the bar and Quark is going on and on about how "I'm a people person.  I enjoy talking to my customers, just like you and I are talking right now."

 

Garak says:  "I can see the attraction .... for you."

This actually goes with a great quote I was going to post, so I'll include it with mine. It's a video clip, it's a little large though. Almost 3mb. This is from "Way Of The Warrior".

 

Quark & Garak

 

If that link doesn't work then right click on this link and click "Save Target As" to save it to your computer.

 

Quark & Garak

[gdog243 0]

Ah yes, the Rootbeer dialouge. Classic DS9.

 

:lol:

[Chief_Rosco 0]

Garak, like Churchhill is a walking quotation. You'll see below in red, my fovorite.