Hey, do y'all like parodies over here?

[karenjo 0]

I realize this isn't startrek.com, where I used to love to post parodies. (My personal favorites were a Season Three spoof based on The Night Before Christmas, and a take-off on Macbeth's "Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow" speech that was posted by one mmaola.) Still, I thought I'd give it a shot.

 

(It's sort of a test...if this post gets censured because I said "fart," I'm outa here.)

 

Sing to “Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Cowboys”

 

Xindis aren't easy to love, at least not the reptiles.

Weird scaly faces that cover a brain packed with wiles.

Wire shoulder pads and those forehead protrusions:

A costume designer’s nightmare.

It’s too bad they’re bald, because it sure couldn’t hurt

To cover those faces with hair.

 

Mamas, don’t let your daughters go marryin’ Xindis.

‘Cause they pick their noses and fart in airlocks,

Never wash jockeys or sweatbands or socks.

Mamas, don’t let your sons go a-marryin’ Xindis,

The girls all have cobras and adders for hair –

Think what your grandkids would be!

[Stelfan 0]

Don't worry, I am pretty sure they won't censure because of the language.

Nice song! :(

[Essoq 0]

Nice Song. You should make more and start a Star Trek Song Parody website.