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Blondes strike back

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i guess we should stop with the blonde jokes? NOT!!! but this is almost as good. my aunt sent me this one, oh yeah shes a blonde by the way :o

 

 

Subject: Revenge of the Blondes....

 

Well, the blondes finally got together and got back at the

brunettes.

Here's their revenge:

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?

A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

 

WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?

Brown-bagging it.

 

WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?

No one else wants it.

 

WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?

So brunettes can remember them.

 

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?

Invisible.

 

WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?

"Has the blonde left yet? "

 

WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?

The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

 

WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?

When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

 

WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?

The invitation

 

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?

A hostage

 

WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?

Fisher-Price

 

WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?

It matches their mustache.

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