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Luvin1stdegree

New Retirement Plan

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RETIREMENT:

 

"If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 remaining of the original 1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Miller LITE (the Beer, not the stock), drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00! Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is my new retirement program. I am calling it my 401Keg program!

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Now that sounds like a retirement plan! :angry:

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:laugh: So that's why we never buy stock, I knew it had to have something to do with it being too risky, thats probably because of the THEIVES in suits. :angry:

 

401KEG plan though, hmmmmm.... B)

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:bow: So that's why we never buy stock, I knew it had to have something to do with it being too risky, thats probably because of the THEIVES in suits. :thumbs:

 

401KEG plan though, hmmmmm.... :bow:

lol. :blink:

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