The Unofficial Romulan Fan Club

[Q stole my bike 0]

I, Q Stole My Bike, hereby proclaim myself dictator of the newly formed unofficial Romulan fan club. Membership fee is a pack of beer and a live chicken. Any member who does not pay their dues will be the victim of swift and brutal crushing.

 

We'll need a secret clubhouse and a secret handshake. Tuesday is potluck night.

[Corina Arazius 1]

Awsome, sounds good. *gives a pack of beer and live chicked to QSMB* Can I be second in command then?

[Q stole my bike 0]

Certainly!

[Corina Arazius 1]

Sweet!!

[Kor37 9]

Sheesh! As if I wasn't busy enough, now I have to go and form an Official Klingon Fan Club just to battle your Romulan club............sigh.....

[Corina Arazius 1]

Why not just join us and have fun? Romulans are supreme anyway so I wouldn't bother

[He Who Shall Not Be Named 2]

If I join, can I get some Romulan sugar?

[Q stole my bike 0]

You would have to pay for platinum membership.

[Corina Arazius 1]

Lol I figured I'd just let you answer that.

[He Who Shall Not Be Named 2]

Well how much is Platinum Membership?

[Kor37 9]

Well how much is Platinum Membership?

2 Live chickens?.....

 

Why not just join us and have fun? Romulans are supreme anyway so I wouldn't bother

A Klingon cavorting with Romulans?.......BAH!... ...

[Corina Arazius 1]

Well if you really were a Klingon you'd know that we used to be allies.

[Q stole my bike 0]

Well how much is Platinum Membership?

2 Live chickens?.....

2 live chickens, a goat, a coyote, and a case of my favorite beer. The coyote cannot eat the chickens or the goat, and nobody can drink the beer. Oh, and you also need to prove that you can pour a perfect black and tan. You must also denounce all alliances and affiliations with any organization other that the glorious Romulan Star Empire.

 

That's about it.

[Kor37 9]

Well if you really were a Klingon you'd know that we used to be allies.

"Used to be" is the operative phrase here..........

[Bethlehem 7]

My wife would not let me join a club with two such pretty leaders and drink beer.

[rob39874 0]

Well how much is Platinum Membership?

2 Live chickens?.....

2 live chickens, a goat, a coyote, and a case of my favorite beer. The coyote cannot eat the chickens or the goat, and nobody can drink the beer. Oh, and you also need to prove that you can pour a perfect black and tan. You must also denounce all alliances and affiliations with any organization other that the glorious Romulan Star Empire.

 

That's about it.

 

 

No problem here you go

[SeeingEyeBorg 0]

You know, assimilation would solve everything here....

[Corina Arazius 1]

Well if you really were a Klingon you'd know that we used to be allies.

"Used to be" is the operative phrase here..........

 

 

Yeah, but you shouldn't act like it's such a crazy idea

 

Bethlehem- I commend you for thinking of your wife.

Edited July 4, 2008 by Corina Arazius

[Q stole my bike 0]

But then how could we consume massive amount of delicious Romulan ale?

 

Speaking of ale, something I'd really like to see is a Romulan and Belgian monk sitting down together to have a drink. They could exchange their respective high alcohol ales and talk about life. It would be a beautiful scene.

[Corina Arazius 1]

So when's the potluck? I'm hungry! lol

[Kor37 9]

Speaking of ale, something I'd really like to see is a Romulan and Belgian monk sitting down together to have a drink

 

I drank some of that Belgian monk ale on July 4th. Good Stuff!

[Q stole my bike 0]

Indeed it is. I have some Duvel in the fridge. It's not monk-made, but it's still one helluva beer!

 

In other news, I've started writing a spiffy Romulan fan-fic. It's the memoir of a Tal Shiar operative who became a traitor and faces execution. Awww.

[ChiefTestPatterson 0]

~Yer favourite Cptn proffers twain domineckers...a keg o' Romulan Ale n a bittle o' rum~

 

YO HO HO!!!

DRINK UP ME BEAUTEOUS BACCHANALIENS!!!

[Q stole my bike 0]

*clears throat*

 

I give unto you, the official mixology handbook of the unofficial Romulan fan club! Just four easy payment of 9.99 plus shipping. Selections include favorites such as:

 

Black & Blue: Guinness and Romulan ale

The Blue Devil: Duvel and Romulan ale

Blue Velvet: Hard cider and Romulan ale

QSMB's Special Accelerator Punch: Red bull, Gin, and Romulan ale (Must be made in vast quantities in a trash can, add generic CVS cough syrup for optimum acceleration)

 

But wait, there's more! Order now and you'll receive a free personalized pint glass. Operators are standing by.