A l t e r E g o 9 Posted March 27, 2008 ...the new acceptable/expected amount for niece/nephew BDs is $50. Add your own notes to self... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LordOfTheBorg 1 Posted March 27, 2008 Hauling water in a lifted up truck is a big No-No. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted March 27, 2008 ......sour cream and peanut butter do NOT mix....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted April 2, 2008 Note to Self: - Admonish Mrs. Picard for telling TJ Hawk about this site.......... Just kiddin' TJ....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted April 12, 2008 Stop impulse buying new video games, rent them and make sure I want them first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
youbroughtheryouRiker 2 Posted April 13, 2008 Don't pick up the phone lines in the stations that are running satellite programming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted April 15, 2008 Stop waiting for things to go wrong and just be happy that you finally have a best friend you can trust. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted April 15, 2008 Order new blades for my nose hair trimmer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VaBeachGuy 12 Posted April 15, 2008 Stop waiting for things to go wrong and just be happy that you finally have a best friend you can trust. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angela 1 Posted April 15, 2008 Always check that a date is still going ahead when trying to date a Forensic Analyst. (Yes my date for tonight went up in smoke, he had a crime scene to analyse.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted April 15, 2008 Put 'pillows' on the dept store shopping list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ddillard 2 Posted April 16, 2008 Never eat half a pot of great northern beans on Sunday and work a double on monday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capt_Picard 0 Posted April 16, 2008 Better to be straight forward with your feelings with a woman then to make you life a made for TV drama... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angela 1 Posted April 16, 2008 Better to be straight forward with your feelings with a woman then to make you life a made for TV drama... OOHH AMEN BROTHER!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theunicornhunter 2 Posted April 20, 2008 when taking children to the movies each should have their own box of candy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kor37 9 Posted April 20, 2008 3 24oz beer drafts does not equal 3 beers. It equals a 6-pack....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted April 26, 2008 Turn the ringer off on your cell before getting in the shower because the kids, not understanding that cell phones and water don't mix, will try to be helpful by handing it to you in the shower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted April 27, 2008 Never say to your teenage daughter about her new hairdo; "It looks a little odd." even if it does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hangon 3 Posted April 27, 2008 Never say to your teenage daughter about her new hairdo; "It looks a little odd." even if it does. LMAO..and i suppose i will have the same thing to look forward to when mandy is that age :angry: Note to self....crap i forgot what i wanted to say..oh yeah DONT forget things..lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angela 1 Posted April 27, 2008 Note to self, "My Heart Will Go On" will make you cry your heart out and remember your mother in ways you never thought possible, do it seldom, but do, do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RikerChick 5 Posted April 30, 2008 While that spray on sunblock is very handy for reaching your own back, if it gets in your hair it will make it look and feel like straw till you wash it. Pin your hair up before you put on sunblock next time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angela 1 Posted April 30, 2008 (edited) never call the states on a cell phone. Edited April 30, 2008 by Unadopted Angelic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike 5 Posted April 30, 2008 Note to self: Stop eating late at night no matter how hungry I am.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A l t e r E g o 9 Posted April 30, 2008 Good luck Hangon! Another daughter note: Don't always assume everything is OK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior_Princess 0 Posted April 30, 2008 *Note to self* change cell number tomorrow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Theunicornhunter 2 Posted April 30, 2008 Pay attention to where your fingers are when pulling down a garage door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted May 1, 2008 3 24oz beer drafts does not equal 3 beers. It equals a 6-pack....... Actually, that equals one beer and one small beer. :biggrin: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior_Princess 0 Posted May 1, 2008 Pay attention to where your fingers are when pulling down a garage door. Ouch! I'm sure we've all done that before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike 5 Posted May 1, 2008 Note to self: Buy some kleenix to keep in my car..--Don't ya just hate it when you get into a sneezing fit while driving.. :biggrin: Happened to me this morning on the way to work.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
