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A Very Short Story. . . .

 

 

 

Man driving down the road

 

Woman driving up the same road

 

They pass each other

 

The woman yells out the window, PIG!

 

Man yells out the window, B.I.T.C.H.!

 

Man rounds next curve

 

Crashes into a HUGE PIG in the middle of the road and dies.

 

 

 

Thought for the day . . . . If only men would listen.

 

 

 

 

:biggrin:

Edited by Kor37

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Women only let men think we are in

charge. :biggrin: Just to tell us told you so.

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A Very Short Story. . . .

 

 

 

Man driving down the road

 

Woman driving up the same road

 

They pass each other

 

The woman yells out the window, PIG!

 

Man yells out the window, B.I.T.C.H.!

 

Man rounds next curve

 

Crashes into a HUGE PIG in the middle of the road and dies.

 

 

 

Thought for the day . . . . If only men would listen.

 

 

 

 

:biggrin:

I hear ya! :laugh:

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I post in the wrong place

 

I am tired and sick, for like the fourth time in months.

Edited by Unadopted Angelic

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yes, if i as a man just listened to women more, then i could augment my own insanity that is based on a facade of logic with a different form of insanity based on a facade of emotion. then all our problems would be... augmented?

 

i personally believe that men and women are equally stupid in different ways. still, it is entertaining.

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A Very Short Story. . . .

 

 

 

Man driving down the road

 

Woman driving up the same road

 

They pass each other

 

The woman yells out the window, PIG!

 

Man yells out the window, B.I.T.C.H.!

 

Man rounds next curve

 

Crashes into a HUGE PIG in the middle of the road and dies.

 

 

 

Thought for the day . . . . If only men would listen.

 

 

 

 

:biggrin:

 

Counter-though... If the woman had enough time to yell "pig!" and the man had enough time to respond, then obviously the woman had enough time to include the words "Look out for the" in her exclamation.

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A Very Short Story. . . .

 

 

 

Man driving down the road

 

Woman driving up the same road

 

They pass each other

 

The woman yells out the window, PIG!

 

Man yells out the window, B.I.T.C.H.!

 

Man rounds next curve

 

Crashes into a HUGE PIG in the middle of the road and dies.

 

 

 

Thought for the day . . . . If only men would listen.

 

 

 

 

:biggrin:

 

Counter-though... If the woman had enough time to yell "pig!" and the man had enough time to respond, then obviously the woman had enough time to include the words "Look out for the" in her exclamation.

You've got a very valid point here.

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A Very Short Story. . . .

 

 

 

Man driving down the road

 

Woman driving up the same road

 

They pass each other

 

The woman yells out the window, PIG!

 

Man yells out the window, B.I.T.C.H.!

 

Man rounds next curve

 

Crashes into a HUGE PIG in the middle of the road and dies.

 

 

 

Thought for the day . . . . If only men would listen.

 

 

 

 

:laugh:

 

Counter-though... If the woman had enough time to yell "pig!" and the man had enough time to respond, then obviously the woman had enough time to include the words "Look out for the" in her exclamation.

You've got a very valid point here.

 

Duh. :biggrin:

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A Very Short Story. . . .

 

 

 

Man driving down the road

 

Woman driving up the same road

 

They pass each other

 

The woman yells out the window, PIG!

 

Man yells out the window, B.I.T.C.H.!

 

Man rounds next curve

 

Crashes into a HUGE PIG in the middle of the road and dies.

 

 

 

Thought for the day . . . . If only men would listen.

 

 

 

 

:laugh:

 

Counter-though... If the woman had enough time to yell "pig!" and the man had enough time to respond, then obviously the woman had enough time to include the words "Look out for the" in her exclamation.

You've got a very valid point here.

 

Duh. :biggrin:

Never mind.

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She could have said, "look out for the pig", but male driver only heard the word pig.

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:thumbup: I like to think of women and men as equally smart :thumbup:

 

I like to think of them as equally stupid. :biggrin:

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:thumbup: I like to think of women and men as equally smart :thumbup:

 

Somewhat a good save. :biggrin:

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OK women a little smarter than men :biggrin:

even better! :laugh:

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