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A Star Trek Fan

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A Star Trek Fan

Sung to the tune of "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top

(Might offend some Trekkers)

 

Starfleet uniform

A signed photograph of Michael Dorn

Tricorder at my side

Wore black when Roddenberry die-yie-yied!

They run away just as fast as they can

Cause ev'ry girl's frightened of a Star Trek Fan

 

Bowl cut, pointed ears

Been speakin Klingon for eleven years

Com link, Federation pin

I'm steppin out to a convention again

I surf the Internet as much as I can

'Cause that's the place you'll find a lot of Star Trek Fans

 

The episodes I memorized

I call my car the Starship Enterprise

My dates don't seem to work

Maybe I act too much...like Captain Kiiiirk

I guess that I should get a different plan

I [don't] have a life cause I'm a Star Trek Fan

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