Things We Learned From Watcing TNG

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

One Of The Things We Learned Is That Chocolate Is A Serious Thing. :unsure:

 

What Else??

[A l t e r E g o 9]

We learned it don't matter if you are having woopie with an alien if your "toes curl up"* :unsure:

 

*Quote Beverly Chrusher.

[Captain Bolivar 0]

We also learned that "All good things come to an end"

 

Had to say that one!

[Mr.Picard 12]

We learned that you should NEVER visit dinner situations with Mrs.Troi :unsure:

 

 

 

 

Mrs. Captain Picard

[Takara_Soong 4]

One Of The Things We Learned Is That Chocolate Is A Serious Thing.  :unsure:

 

What Else??

Does there really need to be anything else. *putting spoonful of Haagen-Dazs chocolate ice cream in mouth*

 

We learned that you should always try to find something in common with diplomats you have been assigned to assist even if those things are being rude and demanding (Liaisons).

[roguedawg 0]

Hopefully,the ladies learned to NEVER marry Worf.His wive's don't live long! :unsure:

r.i.p. Keylahr,Jadzia.

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Never Make Fun Of Q

[emojams 0]

never go on away teams ,especially if your new to the crew.....

[Stelfan 0]

NEVER assimilate Jean-Luc Picard..

[Captain Bolivar 0]

Never wear a

 

RED SHIRT

[Takara_Soong 4]

Never challenge Data to a Klingon strength challenge - you'll lose!

[Stelfan 0]

Never challenge Data to anything...

[Tal 0]

Dont ask data to explain somthing. :huh:

 

[Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1]

Don't ask Data what time it is or to define something.

[Indy 8]

Romulan ale should be illegal. Oh, wait.......it IS!! Never mind.

[Sam The Smuggler 1]

Never wear a 

 

RED SHIRT

That should be in a TOS Thread Like this

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once You've Talked To One Borg

You've Talked To Them All.

[Captain Jean-Luc Picard 1]

Yeah, it should be "never wear a blue shirt", as the scientists are the ones who allways die on TNG.

[Lessa_Soong 0]

Resistance IS NOT futile! (if you happen to be aboard the Enterprise! )

[Colonel Worf 0]

We might just be in a box on somebody's desk. <_<

[Takara_Soong 4]

We might just be in a box on somebody's desk. <_<

Computer end program.

 

 

 

 

 

Good we're still here. That's hilarious Colonel!

 

We also learned that sometimes a cake is just a cake.

[bevfanK 0]

Fate protects fools, children and ships named Enterprise..

[Kyalia 0]

Don't annoy a Klingon.

Androids do, in fact, dream.

And don't irritate Q.

 

"You can check out anytime, but you can never leave" happens to be nearly true in a certain hotel in a certain planet...

[prometheus 0]

Never investigate a strange energy clowd

Never enter a holodeck programme that involves weapons

Never sit at the conn station unless you're Wesley Crusher

Dont ever shuttle anywhere

 

Superglue your ornaments to their shelves

Stay in shape

[trekzone 0]

if you get a promotion...dont take it!

 

there are only 4 lights! (Chain Of Command)

 

dont upset Q, he'll throw you to the wolfs (or the Borg)!

[Kyalia 0]

Superglue your ornaments to their shelves

Superglue your butt to the chair while on the bridge and investigating ANYTHING...

 

Otherwise, you can and will go flying! :lol:

 

And never do anything involving Mrs. Troi if you value your single status, guys.

[roguedawg 0]

If your mother is an attractive ship's doctor,and the captain is a bald frenchman,then you can pilot the ship and go on away missions at 13-years old!

[Ezri Dax 0]

Never bring something from Risa with you.

[Takara_Soong 4]

On the Risa theme, never agree to bring something back for Riker unless you know what it is/does/means.

[Kyalia 0]

Continuing with Risa, stay away from any Ferengi and associates you may encounter.

[Lessa_Soong 0]

do not go to Risa to READ!!!!!!!!!!!!