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Assemble the worst crew ever

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Captain: Deanna Troi

XO: Wesley Crusher

Science: Kes

Helm: Neelix

Security: Quark

Engineer: Dr. Beverly Crusher

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Captain: Q

XO: Barkley

CMO: Worf

Engineering: Troi

Counsellor: Data

Security: Tuvix

Science: Quark

Helm: Chapel

Chef: Riker

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Based on lack of competence or I just don't like them, or both.

 

Captain: Captain J.T. Estaban (ST III)/Timothy Watters (Valiant, DS9)

 

XO: Commander Hobson (Redemption, TNG)/Karen Ferris (Valiant, DS9)

 

CMO: Doctor Katherine Pulaski

 

Chief Engineer: Lt. Logan (The Arsenal of Freedom, TNG)

 

Helm: Lt. Riley Aldrin Shepard (Valiant)

 

Tactical: Random TOS Red Shirt

 

Science: Commander Bruce Maddox (competent, just don't like the guy. Although he does redeem himself in Articles of the Federation for defending B4 in a hearing similar to Data's in Measure of A Man, TNG).

 

Operations: Chief Dorian Collins (Valiant, DS9)

 

Communication: Lt. Aquiel Uhnari (lack of choice and she's a little annoying)

 

 

 

Basically, if you don't like Data or were a member of Red Squad, I don't like you.

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Basically, if you don't like Data..., I don't like you.

OOOOOO!!! My kinda man!!!! In%20Lurve.gifHugesmile.gif

 

 

My crew based on who I think would be bad at each position:

 

Captain: Worf - I know I'll take heat for that but I just don't think he would make a good captain.

XO - Seven of Nine - I can't see her being able to carry out orders without questioning them the way a XO or First Officer should.

CMO - Quark - Pay in advance or die - and our American friends think HMOs are bad. HeheWink.gif

Chief Engineer - Hoshi Sato - I don't remember her setting foot in Engineering once in 4 seasons.

Helm - Deanna Troi - Not that it was her fault but every time she takes the helm the Enterprise ends up needing serious repairs. Crutches.gif

Security/Tactical - Reg Barclay - Self-explanatory I think.

Science/Operations - Morn - Same reason as Barclay.

Communications - Commander Calvin "Hutch" Hutchinson - If communications went one way he'd be perfect.

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Capt. Kirk as Chief Medical officer. He has a good bedside manor

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