Javert Rovinski 0 Posted July 5, 2003 Heya, This was at one of my boards. It was simply too hilarious not to share. The premise is simple: Summarize each episode of DS9 in one paragraph or less. Here are some excerpts: http://www.exisle.net/mb/index.php?act=ST&f=12&t=5083 "The Emissary"-- Got new job. Met my arch-enemy. Became a religious icon. Played baseball with multidimensional spectral figments. Average day. "Duet"-- Learning to Love Your Inner War Criminal "Whispers"-- 'Picture of a man whose world has been turned upside down. Mister Miles Edward O'Brien, who has just opened a case of self-sealing stembolts, sent Express Delivery from... the Twilight Zone.' "The Wire"-- Bashir tries to find out the truth about Garak. Picture a dust mite trying to lift a Buick. "Improbable Cause/The Die is Cast"-- Garak meets his Dad, who considers killing him but decides against it. This is a Touching Family Moment by Cardassian standards... "Accession"-- Sisko takes his rival into the Wormhole, ditches him, and claims it was the will of the Prophets. People actually *buy* this. The Bajorans are a simple people... "Children of Time"-- Odo commits mass-murder as a romantic gesture to Kira. Ah, young love... "In the Cards"-- Willie Mays tries to destroy the time continuum, but fortunately Jake and Nog are our last, best line of defense... "Call to Arms"-- Dukat retakes the station, and promptly gets hit with 7 years of property back-taxes. "Sacrifice of Angels"-- Also called 'Whaling on the Reset Button with Both Fists,' this does feature a stunning portrayal by Marc Alaimo of a crazy man... well, a man who's *slightly* crazier than Dukat usually is, anyway. "In the Pale Moonlight"-- Garak murders, extorts, lies, cheats, steals, and goes home happy. Sisko can live with it. "Profit and Lace"-- Quark's Feminine Side comes out. Imagine the sound of two million narwhals gagging into the Grand Canyon. "Till Death do us Part"-- The Dominion allies with the Breen. Yeah, those Breen. No, I don't know either. They just did, okay? "Strange Bedfellows"-- I implore you, do not think about what that title means, especially not about certain recurring characters who have both suddenly become Pure Evil. I mean, do NOT! *Sigh* You thought about it, didn't you? I warned you... "When it Rains..."-- A bunch of arc-related things happen. To be honest, I can't tell one finale arc episode from another anymore. It was probably cool, though. Read the whole thing at http://www.exisle.net/mb/index.php?act=ST&f=12&t=5083 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrekkieMage 0 Posted July 5, 2003 LOL!!! :) Those are great! Welcome to the forum, btw! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goose 0 Posted July 5, 2003 Stardate:213507.9 LOL thats pretty good :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Javert Rovinski 0 Posted July 5, 2003 TrekkieMage-- Thanks for the warm welcome! geranimo-- Thanks! I'm glad you like them! :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ezri Dax 0 Posted July 6, 2003 LOL Those are great :-P And welcome! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VaBeachGuy 12 Posted March 10, 2004 I missed this the first time around. Good stuff! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stelfan 0 Posted March 10, 2004 (edited) That's pretty funny Edited March 10, 2004 by Stelfan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cramase 0 Posted March 11, 2004 Those are absolutely great! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VaBeachGuy 12 Posted September 13, 2005 This is worth another look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites