Capt_Picard 0 Posted November 27, 2005 Granted, now you are a bat. I wish I had a real size, fully working, every part normal, Enterprise D. And have the people from this site as the crew. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yillara Skye 1 Posted November 27, 2005 Granted, but it still only has one bathroom I wish that the neighbors would stop screaming their heads off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted November 28, 2005 Granted. Now they moved up to firearms. I wish I knew what was making me fart so much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted November 28, 2005 Granted, you are now an old fart I wish my model cat had smaller legs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yillara Skye 1 Posted November 28, 2005 Granted, but now its tail looks too long. I wish that the weather stays clear so I can work in the yard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted November 28, 2005 I wish I could quit my job Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted May 5, 2006 granted but now you are broke i wish i could play the piano Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pittykitty 0 Posted July 14, 2006 granted but its not in tune I wish I had my college degree Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted July 14, 2006 Granted, but you can't get a job with it I wish my boyfriend wasn't so shy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charface 0 Posted July 14, 2006 Granted, but you can't get a job with it I wish my boyfriend wasn't so shy Granted, but now he's sleeping with hundereds of women. I wish my car didn't suck so much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yillara Skye 1 Posted July 15, 2006 I wish my car didn't suck so much. Granted but now you can't keep people from trying to borrow it. I wish I could take an entire week off of work Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jadziaezri 0 Posted July 15, 2006 granted. but now you aren't needed so they fire you i wish i could have a great weekend Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted July 15, 2006 Granted, but the rest of the year sucks really bad. I wish this site had a "Wishfire" smiley for everyone to enjoy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted July 15, 2006 granted, but the site has an error and banned smilies for life i wish i had a extra hour to get ready to go out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted July 15, 2006 (edited) Granted, but you have two hours less to spend time while out. I wish there was something good on TV and that at least one of my TVs worked. Edited July 15, 2006 by WishfireOmega Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted July 15, 2006 Granted, but now you never want to leave the house because the TV programs are so interesting and the electricity bill skyrockets and you can't pay it. I wish I had a working phaser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted July 15, 2006 Granted, but it only works when pressing the trigger while pointed at your own face. I wish I had a new wish to wish for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted July 17, 2006 Granted, but VBG has locked the thread I wish I do perfect on my driving lesson tommorow and don't hit the curb or skittle people or cars etc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted July 17, 2006 Granted, but he has you piloting a shuttlecraft, so it doesn't count for passing your automobile driving requirement. I wish I could get free autographs of all my favorite Star Trek stars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted July 17, 2006 Granted, but it turns out that they're fraud I wish I could fly and touch the sky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted July 18, 2006 Granted, but as soon as you tough the sky you can no longer fly. I wish my toe wasn't broken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted July 18, 2006 Granted, your toe is no longer broken and you are in good health. In fact, you no longer have any toes. I wish I met Criss Angel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted August 1, 2006 Granted, but you can see the strings. I wish that life was like a video game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted August 1, 2006 Granted, but when it says Game Over, you DIE! (Sorry) It's far too hot here! I wish it would cool down to a daily high of 75 and daily low of 55 for the remainder of the summer here! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yillara Skye 1 Posted August 2, 2006 Granted, but with the change in climate it totally screws up your local economy I wish that I could get my sunflowers to finally grow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rustypelican 0 Posted August 2, 2006 Granted but now everything else is shrinking. I wish I had the money to fix up my Truck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted August 3, 2006 Granted, but no sooner do you fix it than it gets stolen. I wish I wasn't so tired right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yillara Skye 1 Posted August 3, 2006 Granted, but now you're so wired that you won't fall asleep for the next three days I wish I had remembered to buy more Sierra Mist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trekz 7 Posted August 3, 2006 Granted, but the pop tabs all break off and you have no can opener to get them open OR when you do open the twist ones they all taste "funny" and you're afraid to drink them! I wish I didn't have to work for a living! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIMIMELA 1 Posted August 15, 2006 Granted, you get so lazy you die! I wish everyone would come back, this website is getting so boring but I want to stay here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
