Eris_IV 0 Posted October 19, 2004 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are. 5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2) Less guilt the morning after. 1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD! (BTW, this is just for laughs, nothing serious) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sea trooper 0 Posted October 19, 2004 :) Thanks, I needed that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chakotay's spirit guide 0 Posted October 19, 2004 1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD! :) :) oh thats funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt 0 Posted October 20, 2004 Enjoyed that, must remember it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted October 20, 2004 Makes me wish I was going trick-or-treating! Me and a friend were going to go as Vic Romano and Kenny Blankenship from MXC, but we're going to a concert instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yillara Skye 1 Posted February 17, 2005 I cannot believe I had not posted in this one.. those are a scream! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites