TJ Phaserman 2 Posted June 11, 2008 i think El Aurians were the only ones as a race could make the Q fear them greatly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted June 11, 2008 Here is a 5-minute "Q Who?": La Forge: Why are you so polite to our replicators? Gomez: I called one of these things an overgrown toaster once and it never forgave me. Gomez: I'm so glad to have this chance to serve.... (BUMP!) Picard: Augh! Gomez: ....the Captain some hot chocolate. La Forge: Sonya, the Captain likes tea. Preferably in a cup, if you catch my drift. Gomez: Oops. Q: Let me take care of that soaked uniform, Jean-Luc. (FLASH!) Picard: Q, give me back my clothes this instant! Q: Can I at least add some marshmallows? Picard: Why did you send this shuttle to the other side of the galaxy? Q: I'm warming up for my next prank. Guinan: (over the comm) Bridge, I'm sensing something odd in Ten-Forward. Riker: How? Do you have a sensor dish hidden in that silly hat of yours? Guinan: Who told you? Riker: The Captain has mysteriously disappeared from the ship. Wesley: Hey, neat! Does that mean we all get to move up in rank? Worf: The Captain has mysteriously reappeared in Ten-Forward. Wesley: Nuts. Guinan: Q! Q: Eh? You? Guinan: Aye, I. Q: Gee. Picard: What is this...first-grade alphabet class? Q: I came here to serve you. Picard: Not more hot chocolate, I hope. Q: I'm going to teach you arrogant humans a lesson! (SNAP!) (The Enterprise is catapulted 7,000 light-years) Guinan: Q, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times: DON'T PROVOKE THE BORG! Data: We are near system J-25. Riker: How could this system have a name? This whole sector is unexplored. Data: I just made it up, sir. Data: The approaching cubical ship has no bridge, no engine room and no crew. Worf: It also has no shields and no identifiable weapons. Riker: I guess it's harmless. We'd better keep our shields down. Picard: Agreed. We don't want to look threatening. Guinan: (over the comm) Could I make a small comment here? Picard: What did the cybernetic intruder do when he arrived? La Forge: He studied and accessed our food replicator, sir. Gomez: And he didn't even say "please" to it! Picard: Lieutenant Worf, apprehend the intruder! Worf: Anonymous Ensign, apprehend the intruder! (The Borg drone clobbers the Ensign) Q: Uniform colours may change, but some traditions never do.... Guinan: The Borg always attack in force, never individually. Picard: So they'd never send a single cube against Earth, right? Guinan: Right. Borg Ship: (over the comm) We're Borg. Get assimilated. Resistance sucks. Troi: Captain, they may be threatening us. Riker: Not the kind of "friendly" greeting you'd use, eh sir? Picard: Let's hope that's the last we ever hear of it. Troi: We're dealing with a collective mind here. Picard: Hmm..."collective." Catchy term. Q: The Borg want two things from you. One is your technology. Picard: And the other? Q: Are you sure you want to know? Picard: (over the comm) Describe the inside of the Borg ship. Riker: It's not what I'd call a hive of activity. Picard: Q, we need you! Q: I was hoping for "want," but I'll settle for that. Guinan: Because of Q, the Borg now know of your existence. Picard: Perhaps what we needed was a kick in our complacency. Guinan: Perhaps what Q needs is to be stabbed with a fork. (The Enterprise sails away at Ludicrous Speed) THE END Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rob39874 0 Posted June 11, 2008 Anyone who scares a Q can get my vote and i want to know what funky martial arts she was going to use against Q Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prometheus 0 Posted July 9, 2008 I laughed my head off when she did that crouching tiger hidden dragon stylee hand/finger/crazy eyes thing at Q. I'm not sure of he was scared of her or whether he just thought if he opened her a tin of tuna she would back down and start purring. I think that in that dialogue there was a suggestion that Guinan was somrthing other than she was - "is that the name she goes by now", "she's an imp" etc. But then Times Arrow farted along and destoyed that mystery and Generations just made her into a good ole gal that is as wholesome as a cup of earl grey (yawn) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaboGirl 7 Posted July 9, 2008 Looks like the 'yes' vote has it in a landslide Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.Picard 12 Posted July 9, 2008 Looks like the 'yes' vote has it in a landslide Yup. She's a very 'loved' character... heck, even I, Mrs.'I-Strongly-Dislike-Every-Woman-That-Gets-Too-Close-To-Jean-Luc' like her! :elephant: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
youbroughtheryouRiker 2 Posted July 10, 2008 It's hard for a character to look like a know-it-all when you're on the same show with Wesley Crusher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen of Borg 2 Posted July 11, 2008 what can I say? I'm a Guinan fan. She was a great character to add and i don't know who they got by without her. I can't imagine Picard without her giving him her advice. When I think of Picard, at times, i think of Guinan as well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted July 20, 2008 She has green booze and a huge disruptor rifle under the bar. Of course she's cool! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
He Who Shall Not Be Named 2 Posted July 20, 2008 She has green booze and a huge disruptor rifle under the bar. Of course she's cool! Did she really? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishfire 2 Posted July 20, 2008 She has green booze and a huge disruptor rifle under the bar. Of course she's cool! Did she really? Yes. She did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
