MaQuIs_PrInCeSs 0 Posted May 11, 2003 If anyone hasn't heard of Five Minute Voyager. I strongly suggest you go here: http://3sygma.com/fiveminute/ Its a site with short parodies of Trek episodes. It's extremaly funny, trust me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsbs 0 Posted May 11, 2003 Once again, thank you! I've been recomending that site to people since I got here! It's hilarious! And it has all the star treks, btw, not just VOY. I wrote one for TNG, as dsbs, but it kind of sucks....but it wwas my first try! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaQuIs_PrInCeSs 0 Posted May 11, 2003 Cool, you did? I'm gonna read it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsbs 0 Posted May 11, 2003 I'm not sure if you want to do that Well, whatever you do, DONT be honest when telling me what you thought! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaQuIs_PrInCeSs 0 Posted May 11, 2003 I haven't actually seen the episode. so, I can't judge. But there were some funny parts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsbs 0 Posted May 11, 2003 It was a really bad episode. That was why I didn't mind ruining it with a fiver... My favourite fivers are Kira's, usually, but Zeke, Derek Dean, Saxamaphone, and another person who's name I can't remember are the best!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaQuIs_PrInCeSs 0 Posted May 11, 2003 IJD GAF? or FatMatDuhRat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsbs 0 Posted May 11, 2003 GAH! It was Marc Richard (I always get him and Derek Dean confused, which is why i can only remember one at a time), but those two are great too! I like most of them, but I dont' want to say wchich ones I don't b/c I dont want to be insulting... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsbs 0 Posted May 11, 2003 Before I say the next thing - do you watch the other sts? or just VOY? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaQuIs_PrInCeSs 0 Posted May 11, 2003 All of them except the original. I think it's because I'm too young to be a trekkie. I'm a trekker and my favourite is Voyager. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsbs 0 Posted May 11, 2003 ok, well for VOY you HAVE to read Basics, and for TNG, Best of Both Worlds. I mean, they're all good, but those are some of my favourites. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaQuIs_PrInCeSs 0 Posted May 11, 2003 Are these trek books or fan-fic? because "Basics" was a voyager episode. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsbs 0 Posted May 11, 2003 Nope, they're fivers. The only VOY books which I read (they were really good, though) were Pathways and Mosaic, although I didn't like the end to mosaic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaQuIs_PrInCeSs 0 Posted May 11, 2003 OH fivers, yah I think I've read all of the Voyager ones. Or all of the good ones anyway. The best one is "Author Author" It's so halarious.I don't watch TNG enough to understand the fivers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsbs 0 Posted May 11, 2003 I haven't read author author yet! I must have missed it...I'll get right on it, though... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaQuIs_PrInCeSs 0 Posted May 11, 2003 I'm reading Pathways right now. I'm stuck at a boring part. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsbs 0 Posted May 11, 2003 There were a few, but if you get past them, the book's really very amazing the way it ties in with the TV show...who's story are you on? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 0 Posted May 11, 2003 From the caretaker 5 min episode. Tom: Actually, I was talking to you. Hey, wanna be Voyager's version of Bashir and O'Brien?Harry: Works for me. LOL!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsbs 0 Posted May 11, 2003 From Basics: Neelix: Hogan's been killed!Janeway: Hey, sweet. Now we have a uniform to carry stuff in. Chakotay: Don't you miss him at all? He was a valued crew member...even had lines sometimes. Janeway: Exactly. Each line spoken by others is one less line spoken by me. Which reminds me, you've been awfully talkative lately.... Chakotay: We should be safe in this cave....Blueshirt: AAAAAAAAAAAAA! Tuvok: Oh no, it's a monster! Monster: Relax, I work for Janeway. She was afraid the blueshirt might start getting lines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 0 Posted May 11, 2003 From Endgame: Borg Queen: Do you "wanna" get assimilated?Seven: Would you settle for Harry? Captain's Log: At last I have a good excuse for talking to myself. LOL, Im gonna go read the DS9 ones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsbs 0 Posted May 11, 2003 There aren't too many of those, but they're all good! Quark: I'm doing a Whose Line Is It Anyway? skit -- everyone comes in one at a time and I try to guess what their funny quirk is.Krit: Yippee. Quark: Let's see... Larell isn't Morn's ex-wife, Hain isn't a security officer, Nahsk and Krit are just plain stupid, and you all robbed a bank with Morn. Hain: 1000 points. YAY! 2000th post!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaQuIs_PrInCeSs 0 Posted May 11, 2003 There were a few, but if you get past them, the book's really very amazing the way it ties in with the TV show...who's story are you on? Chakotay's, I just started it. It's okay I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsbs 0 Posted May 11, 2003 It gets better, believe me...I didn't like his story much, but most of the others were great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaQuIs_PrInCeSs 0 Posted May 11, 2003 Thats good :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsbs 0 Posted May 12, 2003 Tell me what you thought when you're done! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
