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Captain Jean-Luc Picard

Favorite pilot?

Who's your favorite pilot?  

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  1. 1. Who's your favorite pilot?

    • Hikaru Sulu
      14
    • Geordi LaForge
      2
    • Wesley Crusher
      2
    • Random person - TNG
      3
    • Jadzia Dax
      1
    • Nog
      1
    • Tom Paris
      16
    • Travis Mayweather
      3


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Has to be Encounter at Farpoint.

 

Deanna Troi in go-go boots a big jelly-fish shopping mall, and a wee small bridge, like the bridge, only smaller and crapper.

 

Need i say any more.

 

Oh yes, and as with all th early eipodes, Worf lurked around like a Klingon weirdo in the background all the tme, looking furtive...

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Deanna Troi in go-go boots a big jelly-fish shopping mall, and a wee small bridge, like the bridge, only smaller and crapper.

 

A bridge with a crapper?

 

Yeah, the battle bridge had a crapper built into each seat, which had a dual function:

 

1. If you could not control yourself with excitement during a battle (eg. "oh no we're going to die or get assimilated, eek" [poop!])

 

2. If you needed a wee-wee but it's your job to fire phasers and torpedoes at the other side so you can't really pop off to the loo for 5 minutes...

 

There was a custom on the battle bridge of saying "torpedoes away!!" if you were using the built in crapper.

 

There was a button you could press on your console which discretely retracted back the underside of your seat whilst simultaneously pulling back your pants allowing you to use the loo, then it would use a sonic blast up yer jacksie to give you a clean sensation, before retracting back and flushing. Your waste then was used as material to replicate more torpedoes to fire at the enemy.

 

The Klingons always just took a dump wherever they wanted on their ships.

 

The Romulans had a miniature black hole inside their underpants which sucked their Romulan poo away to another dimension. To this day, no-one knows where...

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