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when are YOU gonna die?

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go to Deathclock and see when your gonna die. mine said

Your Personal Day of Death is...Ê

Tuesday, June 9, 2076Ê

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Seconds left to live...

2,277,545,515

:laugh: :laugh: :huh:

GO THERE AND POSTS WHAT IT SAYS HERE!

Edited by LordOfTheBorg

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Monday, March 8, 2060

1,764,583,796 secons to live (less by the time i have posted this :laugh: :huh: )

 

 

:tank: :tomcat: :tank:

 

:laugh:

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Wednesday, October 3, 2029. humpday, figures :laugh:

 

actually I'll probably die before that, right after I do something stupid while asking "hey, what's this do?" :laugh:

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Wednesday, October 3, 2029. humpday, figures :laugh:

 

actually I'll probably die before that, right after I do something stupid while asking "hey, what's this do?" :laugh:

Jeff Foxworthy has a good joke about that.

 

A redneck's last words: "Hey, guys, watch this!" :huh:

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I have about 2,099,206,833 second. My day will be Oct. 15, 2070. That is long time. If this right I will be 97 years old.

Edited by Odie

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Well, LOTB, you've topped me now with the most offensive, inappropriate Thread I've seen in here yet. Congratulations!! I've only responded to tell you this and not to address the question., because, I'm NOT going anywhere. :laugh:

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Sunday, May 29, 2061

 

Thats so not true, I'm immortal... :laugh:

Small world, I'm immortal too. :laugh:

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Sunday, May 29, 2061

 

Thats so not true, I'm immortal... :laugh:

Small world, I'm immortal too. :laugh:

::pulls out sword::

 

There can be only one! Sorry I've been watching too much Highlander.

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Sunday, May 29, 2061

 

Thats so not true, I'm immortal... :huh:

Small world, I'm immortal too. :laugh:

::pulls out sword::

 

There can be only one! Sorry I've been watching too much Highlander.

LOL! Well fine, I was going to keep you company throughout the ages, but after that....hmph! :laugh:

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1st January 2074

2,200,630,000 seconds

Wow, That will be one heck of a new years eve party in 2073.

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I had to try all the options. The thing I thought was interesting was that being a pessimist lowered your life expectancy much more than smoking.

 

When I selected sadist I got the following:

 

"I'm sorry your time has expired - have a nice day" :laugh:

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Your Personal Day of Death is...

Sunday, October 7, 2057

 

Seconds left to live...

 

1,688,251,730

that would put me at the ripe old age of 85. well i think i can live with that.

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I am schedule to die..Monday, September 3, 2040 comforting, really. I'll be 57.

 

However, Sadistically speaking... Monday, October 7, 2019

 

Monday looks like a bad day for me...

Edited by Ensign Jim Phaserman

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January 11th, 2060. I won't even live to see first contact. I hope this isn't exact, I prefer to live longer than 74.

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Tuesday Aug.4,2065...yuk...I'll be 109 too old yuk again!lol

 

We have this on a dvd..."Final Destination"...the kids liked it. :laugh:

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